Franken Pussy

Pussy that has been operated on that has stitches all over it.

That chick I fucked last night had a total Franken Pussy. She had more stitches than a person who jumped through a glass window.

by chibivix November 23, 2011

franken-

Franken- is a prefix used to describe something that is so enormously, scarily, or painfully large that it is of a Frankensteinian order of magnitude.

Franken- initially appeared as a capitalized prefix but with increasing use has been standardized as lowercase franken-.

Noun prefix: OMFG how did you ever fit that franken-dildo up your ass!?!

Adjective prefix: I'm so franken-hungry I could even eat an entire vat of stinky duck blood tofu.

Verb prefix: He just got franken-fucked so hard by his department chair ... without even the courtesy of any K-Y.

by Frank N. Stein III May 4, 2014

Franken Style

The act of participating in anal sex, between to men. Derives from the saying "Doggy Style", but changed to "Franken" to emphasize on the Gay aspect.

Guy 1: "Hey bro, Whatd you do last night?"
Guy 2: "Me and Jimmy went for drinks, then back to his house where we Franken Styled all night?"
Guy 1: "Dude, you and Jimmy are gay, and had sex!"
Guy 2: "Yea bro we always do! "
Guy 1: "Ewww man, get the fuck away from me."

by THAH MAHN October 13, 2009

Dirty Al Franken

Verb/noun. When you sexually assault someone and think it’s funny.

I can’t believe you dirty Al Frankened when you joked about Roy Moore.

by DirtyAlAndTheBoys December 6, 2017

snaggle toothed franken-boobies

Breasts of such horrid mutilation by forces of nature or botched augmentation, that they are often mistaken for Dr. Frankensteins monster.

Whoa, get a load of Tera Reids snaggle toothed franken-boobies!

by Guy Smith January 5, 2008

Franken Empire

Frankenburg, officially known as the Franken Empire, is an online country on Gamejolt, its currency is the Franken Kromer, it has 56 citizens, It is an absolute monarchy and empire that consists of 14 provinces and 3 space provinces. the country borders 7 countries, The capital is the province of Midas, also the biggest province in the empire. It has a second capital, called Napoleonia. Which is based in Paris. the empire's citizens are mostly american but the main leader is an Egyptian Arab. the official languages of Frankenburg are Arabic, German and English. the Franken national anthem is "Al Watan Al Akbar", a patriotic Pan Arab song made in 1960 for the United Arab Republic. It was adopted on 9/15/23 when the Franken Emperor, Spamton I put up a post saying that Frankenburg is looking for a national anthem. "Al Watan Al Akbar" was suggested as national anthem by Mike-TV, the Caesar of the New Roman Republic and now Tsar of Greatest Bulgaria since the Franken Emperor was an Egyptian Arab and also the fact that Arabic was the second official language.

"are you from the Franken Empire?"
"Yeah, im a Franken citizen"

by King Emperor Spamton I December 9, 2023

frankening

To grope or inappropriately grab another person in a sexual manner. Made famous by Former Senator Al Franken who was accused of such behavior. (See also Weinsteining and Weinering)

Little Timmy was scarred after witnessing his father frankening his mom in the kitchen.

by HEHE M8 December 9, 2017