get fractured

to go out on a drunken bender

after the week i've had i'm gonna go get fractured

by unclemongo March 13, 2009

fracture

n. A glass photo print.

I was going to buy her a canvas for our anniversary but that's cliche. I got her a Fracture instead!

by drewplaysdrums November 11, 2014

X Fracture

The jarring and painful realisation that most contestants or "stars" of reality TV shows get, when their short-lived fame has completely dissipated, and they have to return to regular work/life.

Person1- "Remember when (insert name here) was on X Factor?"
Person 2- "Now they're working at Sizzler again. They had a major X Fracture."

by JayszunVanderwerff July 24, 2011

fractured english

What Lolcats speak. Generally misusing as many pronouns, misconjugating as many verbs, and leaving out as many letters as possible while still getting the message across.

O, Hai! How does I turned waters on? -Cat
Shut up, your fractured English is annoying. -Normal Person
No wai! Coolness. The cat has it. -Insane Person

by Danielsan42 February 28, 2008

fracture

To break the back of one's partner during sex

I was riding my trick the other day when I fractured her and she had to go to the hospital to get her back fixed

by The fracturer June 9, 2003

fractured

when you have had too much to drink and you start acting like you usually would not. in other words drunk.

Man you were fractured last night.

by Megan Ann December 12, 2008

frackus

alternative saying for the expression "for fuck sake"

oh frackus!

by cmdneo August 20, 2012