fetard

Compound word of the french word "fête" (party) and "retard", referring to one who parties excessively and puts himself in painfully embarrassing situations.

"Claire woke up this morning to discover that she had lost her thong and her phone somewhere between the club and the after-party last night."
"That doesn't surprise me, she's such a fetard."

by SophieColine August 4, 2009

Flash Foward Friday

FFF. The opposite of Throw Back Thursday, Flash Foward Friday is speculation of ones future self for sharing on Facebook and other social media sites.

That is so going to be me when I'm that age. I'm taking a picture to post Friday on Facebook for Flash Foward Friday.

by LeiLah June 28, 2014

frotard

a person who poseses an afro and is a retard, afro-retard= frotard

check bastien, he is such a frotard

by danimon182 May 17, 2004

Fortard

A retarded fortnite player that uses shotguns and smgs to fucking kill you they also use those guns as toys

My son is a fortard

by Afellowgamer November 27, 2018

Foard

Foard is a awesome dude who is really good at video games and sexy

Tfue is such a Foard

by yEETTTyyy October 25, 2019

Fortard

The same meaning as Retard yet used in public to make fun of people without offending those who are sensitive to the use of the word Retard

"Did you see what Joe was wearing at the Pub last night? What a fortard."

by carricktime February 7, 2013

Futarded

Another word for "fucking retarded". ;

"Holy jizum. Denise is so Futarded."

by Flying Cupcakes July 7, 2009