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Fortunaut

A term referring to well-off space tourists like Jeff Bezos and Sir Richard Branson. Someone who travelled to space not because of their qualifications, but because of their wealth.

The term is a reference to space terminology for astronauts (spacefarers from US & Europe), cosmonauts (spacefarers from Russia and the former Soviet Union) and taikonauts (spacefarers from China) as well as the term "fortune", meaning wealth.
Jeff Bezos is not an astronaut, he's a fortunaut.
by Gideon327 September 9, 2022
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Audaces Fortuna Iuvat

A sentence usually yelled before a gladiator absolutely destroys your foot.
Gladiator: Audaces Fortuna Iuvat!
Your feet: x_x
by admorteminimicus April 6, 2022
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Bib Fortuna

The act of placing your (male) genitalia on another man's shoulder, usually when he's asleep, and then taking a picture or waking him up, as a prank.
Named after a Star Wars character.
I pulled a Bib Fortuna on John the other night, wanna see the pics?
by Sock of Magic May 9, 2023
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fortuna

The female mystical being entrusted with fate, as expressed in John Kennedy Toole's "A Confederacy of Dunces."
Oh, what foul cruelty fortuna has spun to me today!
by anonymous November 20, 2004
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Fartinator

A supernatural EVIL human being who has the power to make others whither and choke on the floor in a matter of seconds. He/She has a kool cape, chinky eyes, and is short in size. He/She likes to live in tight airless rooms, for they enjoy the sight of puny mortals die. There is 0 to no chance that you can survive his/her deadly gas. Even if you combine Batman, Spiderpig, Spiderman, and Naruto all together they will surely not win. He/She fuels on durian, eggs, beans and carbonated soda. The whole world will die from his/her fart when it spreads across the world in 2012. Yes, all of those phony remarks about the Mayan calander is fake.
Random Person: HAHAHAHAHA LOL U HAVE CHINK EYES AND WTF IS WITH THAT STUPID CAPE?! LOL AHAHHAHAHHAHA

Fartinator: W.T.F HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY CAPE AND EYES!!!!! (Uses concentrated super fart)

(Random Person withers the ground choking and dies 10 seconds later)

Fartinator: MUAHAHAHHAHAHA THAT SERVES YOU RIGHT FOR INSULTING MY CAPE!
by The Kool Asian (A.K.A. Dayo) September 6, 2009
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the series of fortunate events

The series of fortunate events will occur when Lemony Snicket has a good day and decides to write about it.
Joe: Did you hear that Lemony Snicket is writing a new series?

Billy: Really? What is it called?

Joe: The Series of Fortunate Events. I guess he finally had a good day.
by JGator8 September 2, 2010
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fortunado

a wise chinese man known for telling fortunes
Fortunado say "your wong gonna fall off"
by kara and tiffany February 1, 2004
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