Forked Tongue

a person who says one thing and does another as defined by Native Americans describing the first Illegal Aliens, the Anglo-Saxons breaking promises and treaties, with a snakes tongue for them taking their land by force with no compensation and forcing them to live in inhospitable areas like Oklahoma which Indians avoided before the advent of reservations

Chief~"Me no trust White Man, he speaks with Forked Tongue"

by Heifcliff August 13, 2008

Fonked

When you fuck a girl so hard she’s crying and screaming and your neighbors dog comes and joins

I fonked her hard

by Fonker69 October 17, 2019

fooker

A way to call the guy who just fragged you a fucker without getting booted from the server for adult language.

Hey fooker! MotherFooker! you dod gamn futher mucking bon of a sitch! Quit camping the control point!

by GutterWhore July 28, 2004

Foosed

When an arrogant, macho, or sexist man gets taken down a notch by a more athletic woman in a competitive endeavor.

I used to think Mike was the man, but he was just totally foosed by Angela.

by NYMC May 28, 2007

Foosed

To have had sex with a woman.

He foosed that.

by D'hyrelle Joyn'zahn March 10, 2010

forked dick

When a dick is like a snake tongue and forks at the base so you technically have two penises and can get two girls down on you at the same time

Me: Did you know John has a forked dick?

Gabby: Omg we can go down on him together!

by Claritan_d June 9, 2018

speaking in forked tongues

To lie from the pulpit or otherwise use religion to try to get someone to trust you when you're just bu**s**tting them.

I see all of these televangelists ranting and roaring about Hellfire and damnation, but in many cases I suspect that they are merely speaking in forked tongues because they are just trying to get their viewers to donate money.

by QuacksO August 7, 2019