plum foolery 

To partake in foolishness or causing mischief.

I've had just about enough of this plum foolery!

*as opposed to the more commonly used tom foolery.

plum foolery by Jason Harris January 7, 2009

midget fondler

To handle, caress lovingly, or stroke a midget.

Midget fondler is when a white man gentley strokes a black midget.

midget fondler by doctor knockerssss March 29, 2009

pussy fondler

One who delicately places his/her index and middle fingers upon the clitoris of a female then proceeds to enact a series of ginger finger motions that are intended to sexually arouse and/or stimulate said female (more fingers can be added if said female is particularly "loose").

Thad: Roger, that guy in that porno you had me watch was quite the pussy fondler.
Roger: Ya bruh, dudes got mad pussy fondling skills.

pussy fondler by BigJeffstyle5 February 17, 2014

Fudge Fondler 

Fudge Fondler : noun or verb ; similar to ass-pirate, beef smoker, queer, fudge packer, crack spackler, chute shafter, ass master, trash compactor, flame-o, juicy fruit, fruitloop, homo, butt plugger or trucker on the hershey highway.

Example: That douchey dude is a real fudge fondler.booty

Fudge Fondler by shaolin May 1, 2014

Dip-Foolery 

When you are just about to have sexual intercourse and you dip your penis in her vagina only to pull it out and stop because of guilt

I was with that person last night but only had a bit of Dip-Foolery because I felt guilty

Dip-Foolery by GraMoore February 24, 2015

Foodle

A mixed-breed dog (Fox Terrier and Poodle).

My dog is a Foodle because its mother was a poodle and its father was a fox terrier.

Foodle by Foodles April 28, 2006

fodler 

noun someone who masterbates or has sex with pictures of prostatots, or girls that are substanstially younger then them.

Damn Brent is a fodler ain't he 32 and his girlfriend is only 18.

fodler by BryGuy October 17, 2005