by Sports Pimps March 24, 2005
To slowly and methodically grope somebody's junk in order to defeat the terrorists and keep the USA #1.
by TSAUSA November 23, 2010
Guy1: "Dude I was hoping to get a federal fondle from some hottie when I was heading back home. But all I got was some retarded fat dude."
Guy2: "HAHA! OWNED!"
Guy2: "HAHA! OWNED!"
by whev November 18, 2010
When one sits directly behind or diagonal to someone in a class when they are really bored they stick their foot inside of that persons pocket and see how long they can hold it in for and fondle around.
Best to play when someone is extremely homophobic or just playing gay chicken with somebody.
Best to play when someone is extremely homophobic or just playing gay chicken with somebody.
by gabriel92 May 15, 2009
Any inexplicable marking on an article of clothing that ultimately exists for the sole purpose of causing people to touch the person wearing the clothing item.
"What's that on Josh's shirt? It looks like a piece of tape."
(touch)
"Oh, I guess it's just a fondle stripe."
(touch)
"Oh, I guess it's just a fondle stripe."
by AynRandsTeddyBear January 15, 2006
originally to be fondeled by a realitive of a friend who is visiting, used more broadly as aimless stroking, ect. without any actual hooking up
by *myself* June 4, 2005
by MKizzle April 20, 2006