folding sweatshirts

When two women partake in finger banging

"Damn it! I just caught Michaela and Vic folding sweatshirts on the couch again!"

by queerhereforbeer April 13, 2017

Fooding

Getting food from restaurants for free

Pigeon monster: I don’t get paid until tomorrow think I may go fooding for dinner.

by RunkyMonkey September 17, 2019

fedding

Fake wedding: A celebration for women who have concluded they don't want to/might not get married but don't want to miss out on their 'big day'. A response to the fact that most women only want to get married for a) the proposal (flattering) and b) the party (more undivided attention). An opportunity for ladies to spend a foolish amount of money on a dress they will wear once, a decent hairdo, a massive cake, flowers, a chauffer-driven entrance, a good time for all their loved ones and a photographer (to capture the 'blushing' hostess in as much glory as her middle-age can muster). Ideally combined with 40th birthday celebrations to encourage the co-operation of one's nearest and dearest, as opposed being branded an 'asshole'.

You're invited to attend my fedding this April. (You'd better be there as I'll be having a whale of a time, whether you are or not, and the pictures won't look as good if I'm alone.)

by frezley December 16, 2011

flodding

When a human with the male genitalia, swings, shakes or slaps their genitalia around without the assistance of the hands whilst using rotation of the hips and/or movement of the knees to create any form of movement of the genitalia.

"When I get out of the shower and look in the mirror, i begin to flod", "Flodding is a great form of exercise" and "Men in jail enjoy flooding in the shower room".

by scottyboobotty April 14, 2014

Folding your friends clothes

Code word for sex

I want you to come over and start folding your friends clothes

by Ziker54 July 11, 2014

folding

Using the spare capacity of a computer to contribute towards medical research, using programs provided by Stanford University's F@H, Folding at Home protein folding research project.

Folders score points according to how much of a contribution they have made to the F@H project.

Folders usually join teams, and there is a team spirit with inter-team challenges.
Millions of people across the planet are now folding for a cure.

How many rigs have you got folding?

I'm a folding addict.

by logicman_alf September 22, 2008

Fooding

An term used often as Internet slang or in use as an 'Away Message' that reveals the act of someone away from their computer, the act of which is the process of finding, preparing, and consuming food.

Also see Fooding.

John: "Hey, what's goin' on?"
AutoReply Jake: "Fooding."

by ukilledthecat July 31, 2005