machine gun flatulence

That sudden and startling, very loud rat-a-tatting that exits as you lean forward in a quiet restaurant.

I thought we were being targeted by a cartel for a moment but it was just my grandfather’s machine gun flatulence.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 19, 2019

Creature Feature

A punk/horror band that is very interesting to listen to

I heard about creature feature, what are they like?

:Think...Nightmare before Christmas but punked out...in a good way.

by Dr. Berky August 19, 2009

Faturday

The day of the week on which you're allowed to eat whatever you like, regardless of your usual dietary practices.

Dani: Should I get the apple pie or brownie for dessert?
Allison: Just get both; it's faturday.

or

After eating nothing but salads all week, Courtney couldn't wait until faturday; the cake in the fridge had her name written all over it.

by Czar Yellowfin November 1, 2009

Faturation

The point at which you've eaten so much your body can't take anymore

"I ate almost the entire birthday cake, but I couldn't face the last slice. I was at full faturation"

by diablotron August 5, 2013

legacy features

The most basic features of a product such as a video game where companies wouldn't want to implement for the most idiotic or unknown reasons, resorting to call them "legacy features".

Player: "Where is the scoreboard and VOIP for this shooting game that the franchise had for over 20 years!?" -
Dev: "Those are legacy features, son."

by Brutalfield2042 January 20, 2022

fatulence

Man's natural bias of blaming a fart on the fattest person in the room...

As long as society continues to indulge in FATULENCE, Porky Patty will always be blamed for Skinny Sally's butt puffs.

by Textacle May 16, 2008

science fiction double feature

a song that lips like to sing

science fiction double feature, dr. x will build a creature!

by sid mullendore March 19, 2009