fluster-fucked

being in such a flustered state so as to be completely "fucked"; unable to address any single problem on account of one's flustered state of being.

One, two, three, four ninjas emerged from the forest surrounding the monk. As they drew their swords the monk ran one direction then the other. Completely surrounded, the monk stood still, fluster-fucked, and over run.

by pikey bellicose April 7, 2010

bird flute

a tiny penis, so small a song bird can use it to play a song

that guy has a bird flute.

by dutes March 8, 2008

Playing the flute

When there are holes in the blunt and one must use their fingers to cover them up for a good hit.

Damn Chris, I’m over here playing the flute because you put holes in the blunt while rolling it.

by Bargertron December 7, 2018

Flutterby

The origin of the name for an insect with colorful wings that is currently called a "butterfly", is a "FLY" that eats "Butter". Going even further back, the root of the name goes back to the dutch origin "Butter Shitter", because the dutch thought the insect poops on the butter.

Therefore, because of the incredibly non-sense name for this insect, I propose to re-name this beautiful insect as "Flutterby", which is a far more accurate name for it.

What a beautiful flutterby!

by speak August 19, 2013

glute flute

noun - the instrument used to poot

Norrie plays a mean glute flute

by Elle Ji July 29, 2009

leather flute

Due to being of a similar shape, a penis is referred to as a "leather flute"

Bob: "Sandy is such a good musician, she was playing the leather flute all night long."

by ISRNNY December 9, 2013

Flunter

A girl who talks to you about sucking dick or have sex over texting,myspace, or aim but in real life when u meet them they'll say they were just playin.

John: You get dome at dat party?
Joe: nah dat bch didnt even show up. shes jsut a dam flunter

by Seiji Spencer November 18, 2009