Floral Park
as much as all of you may hate that small mile by a mile universe that contains a little over 15,000 residents your fate determines that you too will raise your abercrombie wearing children here. you will inevitably drive a mini van with a sticker that says lax on it. and you will plan block parties. you will smoke pot with your friends even when you are 50 in your backyard. you will let your kids drink with their friends in your basement because that's what your parents and your friends parents allowed for generations.you will go to the bars uptown no matter how old and grey you get. no matter where i go or who i encounter i realize there is no place like floral park. the people are distinctive from the rest of the long island jappy crowd. i consider myself lucky to be raised in such a sheltered community. granted the drugs and drinking are a tad insane i believe it is a great place to raise a child, and you should too! so dont make fun because you will end up there, probably in the same house you grew up in. i for one can't wait to drive around that boring town and see annette and all the locals, everywhere else changes, floral park doesnt.
as much as all of you may hate that small mile by a mile universe that contains a little over 15,000 residents your fate determines that you too will raise your abercrombie wearing children here. you will inevitably drive a mini van with a sticker that says lax on it. and you will plan block parties. you will smoke pot with your friends even when you are 50 in your backyard. you will let your kids drink with their friends in your basement because that's what your parents and your friends parents allowed for generations.you will go to the bars uptown no matter how old and grey you get. no matter where i go or who i encounter i realize there is no place like floral park. the people are distinctive from the rest of the long island jappy crowd. i consider myself lucky to be raised in such a sheltered community. granted the drugs and drinking are a tad insane i believe it is a great place to raise a child, and you should too! so dont make fun because you will end up there, probably in the same house you grew up in. i for one can't wait to drive around that boring town and see annette and all the locals, everywhere else changes, floral park doesnt.
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Floral Park is one of the gratest towns to lve in. If you love to drink and get fucking high, Floral park is the place to be. All of the kids in Floral Park start driking at approximatly the age of 12, and drugs arent that far behind. Wether you drink in a buddy's yard, the streets, a party, the school bleachers, the sump, or the cove, you WILL find a place to get absolutly tanked. No doubt in my mind Floral Park kids would absolutly rape kids from any other town in drinking. Now being in college i finally realized what Floral Park has done for me, it taught me how to drink, nobody can or ver will outdrink me here in collge, all thanks to Floral Park. Greatest place on earth.
Kid 1- Wanna get drunk?
Kid 2-(slaps kid 1 across the face) is that a fucking question? We live in Floral Park...asshole
Kid 2-(slaps kid 1 across the face) is that a fucking question? We live in Floral Park...asshole
by BriCT December 12, 2007
Get the floral park mug.The gateway to Long Island, that's right Long Island(anyone who says it's Queens can pay our property taxes and eat shit.) Floral Park is where it all starts, however, being on the border of Queens, gives us a bad rap. Understandable, but the people from the Nassau side are much classier, and we dress way better. Yes, we enjoy drinking, and yes we enjoy sparking a dooby now and then. We go to schools that are just as good as the kids from the other town that references plants in it's name. Both of my parents went to college, we drive Volvos, and, live in half million to million dollar homes. Floral Park Memorial High school sends people to Brown, Yale, Harvard, Princeton, NYU, Villanova, the list goes on... We have the highest paid police in the county. People who live in Floral Park have a very nice quality of life.s It is not cheap to live there, we choose to live there, our property taxes are through the roof, and we pay very high taxes. So next time somone says you live in Queens tell them to fuck off!!!
Where are you from?
Long Island
Oh me too, where?
Floral Park
Isn't that queens
No shithead actually it's not!
Long Island
Oh me too, where?
Floral Park
Isn't that queens
No shithead actually it's not!
by jgc89898 November 5, 2008
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1) getting drunk
2) getting a manicure
(and i dont mean that in a bad way!)
1) getting drunk
2) getting a manicure
(and i dont mean that in a bad way!)
floral park town layout:
5 bars and 3 nail salons in a 2 block strip
playing the one mile radius game is just impossible.. scholars lost these facts back in the 60's)
5 bars and 3 nail salons in a 2 block strip
playing the one mile radius game is just impossible.. scholars lost these facts back in the 60's)
by Jameson Fallon McCarthy November 9, 2006
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