Flupkerk

Its like one of those words you say when you stub your toe instead of saying a curse word like poop or frak and stuff like that. You also call people "flupkerks" when they are being an annoyance or a pest.

"Ow Flupkerk! I just stubbed my toe!"

" Bro, your kinda being a flupkerk right now so stop".

by sweet hennys September 24, 2020

Flurker

Noun, A fake lurker, someone who comes into a Twitch channel with only the intention to watch the stream but ends up chatting with everyone.

Originally occurred in Gabriel & Dresden's stream where a user came in for the music but ended up chatting, he was called out as a fake lurker, a flurker, and Dave called him out and made the word famous. It has drifted to other rooms since.

Also, noun flurk - someone who is a fake lurker,
adj. flurking - the act of being a fake lurker, and
verb. flurked - having been a fake lurker.

@silent_bob is such a flurker, he always wants to listen to music while he works but he ends up talking to everyone.

by mildoc October 12, 2020

frunker

a frunker is one who acts like a person who is drunk, but is obviously faking it. This person can most often times be heard saying stuff like: "dude, i'm soo wasted right now, i'm so drunk man!" or "WHOA, this booze effed me up good." The person might also use their frunkiness as a way to hit on girls who are actually drunk.

Wow, did you see kyle? that kid is such a frunker...

by Mark_ McCreight December 2, 2004

fluckery

(fluhk-uh-ree) Noun
1. Knee-jerk, insincere and/or uninvited praise, back-patting or flattery on facebook or any social media that strangers leave for other strangers that they want to ingratiate themselves to and/or bang.

Also, flucker
(fluhk-er) Verb
1. To flatter insincerely on social media in hopes of engaging the recipient; to engage in fluckery.
Noun
2. One who engages in fluckery.

There was an avalanche of fluckery for that milf's selfie.

by Baron Von Goolo May 17, 2014

Flonkerton

A sport with Icelandic roots, in which one must carry "paper snow shoes" on their feet to stomp their way to the finish line. It directly translates in Icelandic to: "box of paper snowshoe racing"

Phyllis won Flonkerton by using her superior Flonkerton skills to beat Kevin

by 🍑Thiccy🍑 February 3, 2018

Flonker

Someone who posts to the Usenet newsgroup alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, which has nothing to do with aliens or vampires.

"Oh, good. Flonkers."

by mimus September 11, 2008

Fluker

A person who is usually small in size. sometimes refered to as a hobbit. somtimes cruel and aggressive in behavior. greatly fears the mythical creature sasquatch.

That guy is so Fluker.

yeah he ran like a girl from that sasquatch.

by 23183875 May 11, 2011