fluffing the hobo

(v) Preparing a homeless person's dick for a porn shoot.

After striking out at the bar, I went downtown and had to settle for fluffing the hobo.

by Austin Pealy November 10, 2007

Fluffing the Pillows

The behaviors that follow after someone masturbates and wishes for nobody to know about it. Behaviors include fluffing pillows, spraying air freshener and taking the TV off mute.

Karen: Hi, how are you?
Lorraine: Fine, just finished a pile of laundry.
Karen: Good, good. I just got pack from the dentist. I'm running a bath. I might as well get one now. I won't be able to go in the lounge 'til Jamie's finished fluffing the pillows.

by 19CharacterUsername June 23, 2009

Fluffing the dolphin

Yet another creative term for mastrubation. Interchangeable with spanking the monkey, beating off, shooting knuckle babies, etc.

A: Yo, what took you so long to pee?
B: I was fluffing the dolphin

by AntimatterKING August 10, 2009

Bum Fluf

A wispy beard often grown by a teenager or young adult.

Dad"you got bum fluf shave it of!"
Son"ok"

by kinder king January 06, 2010

butt fluffing

When your partner gently rubs your butt (fluffing the fluff)

I'm in need of some butt fluffing. Honey, will you fluff my butt?

by Habakkuk February 28, 2015

fluffing notes

Fluffing notes defined as scrunching you cash across the bar to attract a unsuspecting truck driver

He was Fluffing notes at the truckie In the pub moments before the fight broke out

by Douglas's whitehouse May 12, 2022

bum-fluffing

!) the art of tapping or stroking a man or womans bottom in a gentle maner

2) removal of fluff from a man/woman/animals bottom

1) last night i bum-fluffed my pet,it was disgusting but needed to be done!

2) my wife likes me bum-fluffing her,i sometimes like to catch her off guard by gently touching her bum when she least expects it

by doilookbothered July 23, 2009