Florrisexual

A person who is sexually attracted to Farron Gordon (rapper)

Oh my god, Farron Gordon is so hot, I’m a Florrisexual

by farrongordon1 May 23, 2024

Floramble

To walk slowly and mindfully among flowers, often with the intention of calming the mind, connecting with nature, or experiencing joy.

After a stressful week, I went to the botanical garden to floramble. It was exactly what I needed.

by Finalion April 7, 2025

Florblegork

A florblegork is a person who is paid to listen to people spew bullshit.

Person A: Hey, did you hear about Person C's new job?

Person B: No, what is it?

Person A: He's got a job as a florblegork.

Person C, throwing their keys at the couch: You two won't believe how many idiots I met at work today.

by DrLotl May 3, 2025