Male 1: Ayo dawg, check out my La coux Floof. *runs hand over scalp*
Person: *dies due to swag-loss*
Person: *dies due to swag-loss*
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It's it a hybrid between 'Fluffy' and 'Poofy' So when something is 'floofy' it is big and fluffy.
It's it a hybrid between 'Fluffy' and 'Poofy' So when something is 'floofy' it is big and fluffy.
''OMG! This cat is so floofy!''
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Get the Floofy mug.To restore to fullness by preening, combing, brushing, using fingers to rake, or some other form of physical manipulation.
Examples are: to floof up a flat spot in a friend's hair.
To floof a blanket or bed spread by giving it a few shakes.
To sock a flat pillow a few times to re-floof it.
To straighten the artificial branches on a Christmas tree during assembly, so that it resembles an actual tree and not a scraggly corn stalk thing.
To adjust one's breasts or genitalia when they are in uncomfortable confinement.
To floof a blanket or bed spread by giving it a few shakes.
To sock a flat pillow a few times to re-floof it.
To straighten the artificial branches on a Christmas tree during assembly, so that it resembles an actual tree and not a scraggly corn stalk thing.
To adjust one's breasts or genitalia when they are in uncomfortable confinement.
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Get the Floof mug.A pathetic excuse for religion/idealogy. Its main basis revolves around performing homosexual acts such as oral and anal sex on other men. Followers of this idealogy often try to disguise it as a legitimate thing, which is clearly not the truth. Meetings of this group revolve around playing of the games "Who's in my mouth", "Find the pickle", "Soggy Biscuit" and "circle jerk"
At one of their regular Floomism meetings, Nathan and Devin played "Who's in my mouth" in the dark alley behind the Taco Bell
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