Flowerpetally

Having the characteristics of a flowerpetal.

Usually meant for a girl.

These characteristics include: sweet, intelligent, sincere, warm-hearted, beautiful, and very lovable.

The word for a guy with these characteristics is woodchippy.

Erik: You know that new girl, Clara? I finally got to know her. She turned out to be quite flowerpetally. I mean, she's humble but she is incredibly smart and so lovely.

Alex: Surely she can't compare to my sweetheart. Mereda is like the sun, making my dull life sparkle. She will always be in my heart.

Edward: True, Mereda is definitely flowerpetally. But so is my biology partner, Hariette. She helps me so much, making the ever-so-difficult class seem like first grade. And yet she never accepts a compliment.

by Clarediette February 26, 2010

Flowers by Irene

A reference to an covert monitoring van used by the FBI. Subtly labeled to appear as a florists delivery truck with the name of the company "Flowers By Irene" painted a word per line on the side of the truck to not so subtly form the acronym "FBI" when read vertically.

me: That truck labeled "Flowers By Irene" has been outside for weeks now?!

you: yeah, I would of thought they would have delivered everything by now.

by HuntedMidget September 20, 2011

Flonger Blasted

When you cover your fist in whipped cream and put a cherry on top if you're feeling brave enough, and then you shove your fist up someones asshole.

"I Flonger Blasted Suzie so hard last night."
"Oh yeah, I love getting Flonger Blasted."

by Xx_HACKER_xX December 12, 2015

Flower

A pretty thing that grows in the garden.

I saw a flower and it was very nice.

by SomeoneNew December 15, 2017

The Northern Flower

The Northern flower also known as Joseph Marshall, is the Cutest Flower and man to ever live

“Did you see the Northern Flower walking around?”
“I did, he is so cute”

by The Michael Shannon March 6, 2020

flonkerton

An olympic sport of Icelandic origin wherein the competitors race a predetermined distance with full boxes of paper strapped to their feet.

"Phyllis narrowly beat Kevin in the first annual flonkerton race in the Dunder-Mifflin Office Olympics, which earned her a gold medal made out of a yogurt lid and paper clips."

by Darth Z. February 5, 2007

The great flower mural incident of 2017

In the Taylor Swift fandom, this is known as the biggest scam to date by Taylor Swift and Direct tv Now. When nearing Taylor Swift's AT&T promoted pre superbowl concert, Direct tv Now planned an "incredible" livestream with amazing surprises for her fans. Because of Taylor's long running break and the months previous news that she was back in the studio, her tendency to release new music during livestreams, and AT&Ts constant "you don't want to miss it" statements, the fans anxiously expected new music. In the end, it was a flower mural where you could put a tag with your name. Nikki, our hostess, was incredibly uneducated in taylor swift and geography. Asking "is turkey a country or a nickname" and called Taylor's mom a cat as well as constant mumbling and shaking. It is known by swifties all over the world as one of the biggest let downs in the pop star's career, following RED's loss of the grammy of the year award in Jauary 2014.

1. The year is 2089
Child: grandma! here are some flowers.
Grandma: **flashback to the great flower mural incident of 2017**
or:
person 1: wow, that's dissapointing
person 2: Not as dissapointing as the great flower mural incident of 2017

by miley what's good February 6, 2017