Flunce

The upgrade to a dunce (2.0).

That guy is really behaving like a flunce, big time.

by O.Knight December 22, 2010

Flondering

To flonder (gently play with someone's cock)

Stranger: "Mmmmm"
You: "FUCK! STOP FLONDERING ME!"

by BigBong69 November 20, 2015

flonder type luck

When you obtain a scenario that was meant to be extremely lucky is actually extremely unlucky.

Dude, that was only a 1% chance to kill me, what the hell?
Wow, you must have flonder type luck.

by Doiry July 27, 2021

Flance

Taking a shit

I am going to take a flance!

by IshiMizu December 17, 2017

Floner

When you get a boner when you see Flo the Progressive girl.

"I have such a raging floner right now"

by BrendanGB October 7, 2011

flonser

a mix between a loser and someone who is forever alone.

"That kid is such a flonser, he has no friends."

by flonser4life October 31, 2011

Flonkerton

A game made by Pam Beesly that requires two reams of paper that you tape to your feet race to the finish line.

"hey, Pam? You remember that game Flonkerton we played on the Olympics?" Creed: " I still have my medal from that."

by yrnvav June 2, 2018