Flapping Walrus

The act when a fat person claps his hands and all his fat jiggles

When my friend claps he doesn't realize he's doing the Flapping Walrus.

by Davies Ma January 4, 2011

flag flapping

On windy and even breezy days when a slutty woman's pussy lips can be heard flapping in the wind, giving you the impression there is a flag nearby.

Dude, do you see a flag anywhere around here? I can hear one, but I sure as hell can't see it. Oh wait, nevermind, your mom is wearing a miniskirt with no panties again. That is one flag flapping bitch!

by Mike -Hunt January 15, 2008

flopping the bishop

Beating it, masterbating, spanking it, jerking off, crankin one out, wanking off, waxing the wand, stroking the snake.

"My mom walked in as I was flopping the bishop."

by G 40 June 27, 2008

The floating rock

When you do a handstand and shit yourself but only a little nugget comes out but you fart and keep it up in the air

Last night I was bored so I did the Floating rock

by LongWillyPhylis February 6, 2017

From Amazing Grace to A Floating Opportunity

An old Southern term an African-American mother uses to describe an long and sometimes well deserved, ass-whooping in order to warn her child, or others who cross her. This African-American saying, used as a motherly warning, first popped up in the 1930 play Mule Bone by Langston Hughes and Zora Neale Hurston.

“You’d better behave, or I’ll knock you from amazing grace to a floating opportunity!”

by ajcub225 June 7, 2019

Curb Flossing

Edging the grass along a street curb with weed eaters, mainly the maintenance guys who do city and residential landscaping. But doing your own lawn is included.

while i was driving to work, i saw the landscape maintenance guys curb flossing.

by the_sovereign October 12, 2008

Floating cheese

A prolonged conversation of no meaning undertaken exclusively by males under the influence of large quantities of alcohol. Nothing of any value is established through such intercourse the purpose of which is purely for the entertainment of those so engaged. Although utterly hilarious to those participating in a floating cheese conversation such talk invariably leaves sober bystanders and all females wholly perplexed.

The term comes from one such meaningless conversation in which the relative bouyancy of cheese was hotly debated for many hours.

The six old friends enjoyed an evening of strong ale and floating cheese.

by Lee Farmie October 6, 2004