The Flomper

A sexual position in which a person spreads their ass cheeks and sits on someones thigh. Usually involves some form of gyrating. Mainly reserved for extremely obese people, but can be enjoyed by anyone.

Oh! Make sure you flomp all the way up my leg!

by Omikron September 11, 2005

Can Flipper

The worst job in the world. A can flipper is where a worker in a sardine factory who flip the cans of sardines after being handled by can stuffers. Scum of the earth. No one likes them.

Then the cans are moved to the can flippers. Nobody likes a can flipper. The cans of fish are sent to an oven to cook are disgustingly manhandled by another lousy can flipper and then are sent to a conveyor to have oil and other flavorings added.

by Vanilla_Fraggers July 30, 2019

piss flippers

Large external labia

See that chick,I bet she has huge piss flippers

by Brian M McGrath April 12, 2007

burger flipper

Somebody who works in a fast-food outlet flipping hamburgers, possibly lacking the ability to do anything much more mentally taxing. Also loosely applied to other unqualified, unmotivated workers who come into contact with customers. Anybody who is forced to talk to the public while wearing a baseball cap bearing the company logo (and who is not a baseball player) probably qualifies.

I wanted a cup of hot coffee, but the burger flipper behind the counter said they only sell cold coffee now, in case people sue.

by Linton November 6, 2003

Flimser

Someone who constantly lacks punctuality and will usually stand you up. Some that leaves you hanging... Someone with flimsy punctuality on going out nights such as a Friday or Saturday night. Usually in reference to a good friend, or someone that is 'that guy' or 'that girl'.

6p Saturday night: Flimser "Oh yeah bro I'll see you at 9:30p at your place and we'll go rock it".

9:30p Saturday night: Flimser "Oh sorry man I'm feeling a little tired, I've been working out all day I'm just going to stay in".

by nick kook March 10, 2009

flipper-upper

When a female's lower stomach fat roll is so large it hangs down over the vagina making intercourse impossible until the fat roll is "flipped up" out of the way thus making her vagina attainable and intercourse possible.

Danny was ready to have sex with Corrina except for the fact that each time he reached for her vagina he got a hand full of her lower stomach fat. Danny finally figured out that if he "flipped her fat roll up" out of the way he could then reach her vagina and they could have sex.

Did you hear that Danny is dating Corrina? Man, she's fat! Dude, she's beyond fat, she's a "flipper-upper"

by Flower da Skunk January 20, 2010

The Flipper

(n.,v.) When a man and a woman are having sex doggy-style and the guy goes to stick it in her butt and she turns around and makes the "Flipper" dolphin sound (eh eh eh eh!)

So I totally tried to put it in her butt real quick and she did the Flipper.

by Flipper Master April 28, 2008