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social media laundering

The act of getting another person to post a potentially controversial comment on social media sites (e.g. Facebook, Google+, Twitter etc.) because of a concern that the post will offend ones friends and/or reflect poorly on oneself.
John, who was a liberal (and kind of a pussy), and had a lot of conservative friends, decided to do some social media laundering when posting his views on social issues.
by weyus August 7, 2011
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Floundering

Established Winter of '04. Used to describe the act of flopping around on the sofa all Sunday long. One resembles a Flounder out of water flopping as it gasps for air, in its case, water.
by Luis March 4, 2005
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Music Laundering

The act of using a recording software to record music from Youtube or some other free place to avoid paying for the music. This way it seems like you bought the music, when you really didn't.
I was music laundering and found it.
by Chainedtothegang January 5, 2011
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pussy laundering

When a guy goes out, meets a girl, he knows she's a whore, she knows she's a whore, takes her home, has her way with her and pays for it. Next day, he totally tells the whole story to the boys, minus the money part
Mike lost all his street cred with the boys when they realized he's been pussy laundering for months
by rhinoplast July 19, 2011
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fleandering

To wiggle and flail arms in such a way that you are the embodiment of a "wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man" at a car dealership, or a white man at a rave.
lol Bro look at that dude fleandering.
by The Boi, Ya Boi May 3, 2019
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beer laundering

when your contribution to a beer cooler is of shitty quality and not up to par of present beer in said cooler. yet you think you're in.
"hey, what the fuck are you doing, you beer laundering muther fucking piece of shit???" why do you put natty ice in with sam adam's and expect to drink good beer?
by kalua salad bar. May 22, 2010
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Reference Laundering

An article, poll, study, etc. which on face value would be dismissed, that is cited in progressively more reputable sources, until the original nonsense has credibility.
Person1: “I read on Politico that intero-recto-gestion is actually healthier then eating with your mouth.”
Person2: “That article is total Reference Laundering. If you click on the reference, Politico cited Vox, who cited Mashable, who cited Unicorn Riot, who cited an Onion Article based on a South Park episode.”
Person1: “so I’ve been shoving food up my butt for no reason!”
by Pnw2mpls January 18, 2021
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