To be faunched is to experience the sensation of mild discomfort, annoyance, and disgust that one commonly feels when a large and determined dog is sniffing one's perineum, or taint. This particular combination of feelings is commonly experienced in social settings, with unpleasant or needy attention from another person.
"That creeper at the bar last night faunched all over Gwen- I hope she didn't get drunk enough to go home with him."
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by Karalizabeth April 29, 2008
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by shed22 December 20, 2008
Get the fraunchy mug.Faunch is a very distinct fragrance.its a raunchy kind of funk.i suppose some substances such as toe jam can be referred to as faunch.
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Get the Flunch mug.A cross between flunking and a crunching sound, usually caused by procrastination or leaving class early.
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