fartknocker

Someone or something that isn't making me very happy.

My brother, the fartknocker, won't leave me alone.

by Jaxxxie January 5, 2008

fartknocker

a good pet name for the person you love the most

mariruth is my fartknocker

by redog October 7, 2007

FartKnocker

Someone who likes to knock farts

Shut up you bloody "FartKnocker"

by Slipknotbgoid August 13, 2020

Fartknocker

It was a drinking game to keep people from driving drunk. I first heard the term in the late 1960’s.

Imagine a group of men in a bar, getting inebriated and passing gas. When a guy passed gas, the men would have to state the name of their favorite beer, followed by 3 quick knocks. The one with the slowest response time was labeled the (slowest) fart knocker; and accordingly had to stick around (as in not leave yet), as that was the most impaired person.

After saying the name of his favorite beer, he took forever to get his 3 knocks in; thereby being declared The Fartknocker.

by AspieNH January 17, 2022

Fartknocker

a very NOT nice thing to say to someone. if someone is bugging the shit out of you, this is the word to use!!

i hate you! ur such a fartknocker

by alyssa c (amanda or alesha.. haha nat) June 6, 2003

Fartknocker

a kind of weasel of the two-legged variety.

That was such a low thing to do, Jack. You are a real fartknocker.

by Tim January 5, 2003

fartknocker

a term used from Dungeons and Dragons to refer to a character that tries too hard.

Man that fartknocker's helmet is so big and goofy looking he can't even tell if he's fighting an orc or a lamppost.

by Doug Bailey May 5, 2005