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Flashbang

When a girl is giving you a blowjob and you pull your dick out of her mouth at the last second and cum in her eyes and slap her ears, resulting in a blinded effect and ringing in her ears.
I gave Suzy a flashbang last night! She got so pissed, but it was worth it!
by mwaaaaaaahm May 17, 2018
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Blinding a girl than you proceed to rape her
by IHAVESMALLPP March 27, 2019
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to have sex at the "speed of light." Almost every time a guy flash bangs a girl, it is known to be a huge disappointment and rumored around the workplace or school for months.
Dude, I was so embarrassed when I flash banged her.
I'll be over in a minute when I'm done flash banging this chick.
How come I always flashbang my girl?
He always flash bangs me!
by Pajamas Jaglimarmo November 16, 2014
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Noun.

The act in which a female gets a light bulb shoved into her baby maker by someone else (glass end first), and then that person proceeds to give the daring, brave and very stupid female partner a swift punch to the lower gut, thus popping the light bulb. Named crudely after the flashbangs used by law authority that pop and disoriented with a bright flash of light.
She said she wanted to try something new in bed, so I gave her a flashbang.
by Lounging Scientist July 7, 2015
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The act of having intercourse to the sound of the beat in the middle of a rave.
by dflashbang May 8, 2016
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The act of ejaculating in the women's eyes while simultaneously slapping both ears so she can neither hear nor see.
Last night I flashbanged Cindy and watched her stumble around my apartment.
by Robfull September 5, 2016
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When you don't have enough time for a gangbang, you can instead do a flashbang for a quick sexy time.
Surprise flashbang! We'll make it quick and painless.
by Dizmustuh69 October 1, 2017
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