Flankshot

Blowing cocaine up your nose in a left to right matter.

lets do a flankshot!
You flankshotted all my stuff.

by king of crack July 6, 2010

Flansexual

When a lesbian wears so much flannel they are no longer defined as "homosexual" but now "Flansexual"

"Dude she needs to chill with the flannel."
"Yeah I mean she's even putting it on her cats…"
"Total flansexual."

by ladyperc November 17, 2013

Flatus Vaginalis

The technical name in Latin for a 'Fanny Fart', 'Vart' or 'Queef'.

"I was engaging in copulation the night previously, when my dearest partner of my non-marital relationship released an expulsion of air, a Flatus Vaginalis my dear boy, from her Vulva."

by nathanjhunt September 1, 2011

flatus gratis

Literally, from the Latin, free farts. A deeper level of relationship intimacy where partners can fart in the presence of each other with little or no shame.

How long have you been seeing Richie, now? Have y'all hit flatus gratis, yet?

by VimanaNaut January 12, 2016

Flatusgasted

affected with sudden and great wonder or surprise when someone rips a surprise fart
derived from flabbergasted

Samantha: I was flatusgasted when Ana ripped a lousy stanky fart

by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 23, 2021

Flanish

A fetish for people wearing flannel shirts.

She was really attracted to my flannel shirt because she has a flanish.

by Finn__ October 22, 2014

flausible

appearing worthy of disbelief or flawed. Antonym of plausible

Your argument regarding a flat Earth is flausible.

by hijump October 27, 2008