National Flamethrowing Taser Society of America

The NFTSOA was founded on December 5, 2018, by students at Marvin Ridge Middle School with the ultimate goal of world domination via flamethrowing taser. The flamethrowing taser is a cross between a flamethrower and a taser. They want to develop a flamethrowing taser, conquer the world, and sell flamethrowing tasers on the black market. But then the club got rejected. #depression

Person 1: Let's go join the National Flamethrowing Taser Society of America
Person 2: Yeah, let's conquer the world!
Person 1: It's such excellent world domination via flamethrowing taser club
Person 2: Yeah, we can sell flamethrowing tasers on the black market

by Sarah Smiles January 31, 2019

flamtacious

Something that isn't flammable that catches on Fire

That wasn't supposed to catch fire it must be flamtacious

by Sazmcp March 12, 2015

Aztec Flamethrower

Occurs when visiting Mexico, most commonly for a Cancun-esque spring break trip, after a few days of heavy partying and accidental water consumption you think performing an anal pyrotechnics show would be a great idea. Feeling the onset of that morning's all-inclusive's taco bar, you summon your fellow partiers, grab a lighter, drop your pants and assume the position. Only too late do you realize the error of your decision as the massive shart ignites covering your innocent onlookers with flaming Moteuczoman Napalm.

Half the varsity Lacrosse team, and two cheerleaders are in the Mt. Popocatepetl Hospital in Mexico City with 3rd degree burns on 60 percent of their bodies, After the Lacrosse Captain accidentally blasted them all with an Aztec Flamethrower!

by Moteuczoma January 19, 2011

flametrain

3 or more homosexuals takin each other from behind.

"Yo, dat cracker's headed into the vilage to get a flametrain goin."

by Anonymous October 27, 2003

flauta

A loud, overweight, obnoxious, hispanic woman who wears too much jewlery and revealing clothing, and thinks she is attractive while in reality is disgusting. Often throwing thenselves at guys at the bar and only hooking up with the drunkest or most desperate guys.

That flauta is at it again, her gut is hanging out from under her halter top and those cottage cheese thighs are making me sick.

by Matt E 813 December 27, 2008

Flamstalgia

When someone hates a new or old installment of a series. Even if the newer/older version is superior in every way, one who has Flamstalgia will find something to complain about, and say how it doesn't compare to the version they played and loved originally.

Veteran Player: I am tired of this Modern Warfare 3 nonsense, COD 4 was the shit man.
New Player: No man Modern Warfare 3 is the king of COD, it doesn't suck. I tried COD 4, it is terrible.
Non Player: They are both very similar and you guys just have Flamstalgia.

by Frenes August 3, 2012

Flamus

A condition which occurs after one ingests potently spiced food, causing a caustic expulsion from the anus, making said person feel as if flames are coming from their GI tract. Can be used in polite conversation.

Tammy: "Gosh, where was Gigi last night? She promised she would meet us on this blind date my cousin Clem set up for us."
JoElle: " Bitch! Please! Didn't you get her text? After her friend Josefina's baby shower, she had a debilitating case of Flamus which, despite Balmex, and a tub soak, nearly got her a skin graft and a colostomy!"

by CDru September 3, 2013