Flimtard

Somebody of unimaginable of low intelect

Johnney: "Look out its a flimtard!"
Perry: "what that rock?"

by 69gaystreet April 4, 2020

anal flamethrower

When you are fucking someone in the ass and want to take things to a whole new level, you attempt this death defying sexual stunt. First things first, it is always best to be prepared in advanced because this is not something you can do spur of the moment, unless you randomly have propane or ethanol lying around. Once you've obtained propane and a lighter you are now ready to get intimate and become a dare devil. So, you are fucking a someone in the ass until the person tells you that they need to fart. Once you've reached this point you quickly grab the propane or ethanol and pour some into their enlarged asshole. You tell the person to let the propane or ethanol to sit in their asshole for a second while you grab the lighter. Once you have the lighter, you light it, stand to the side of the person, place it next to their asshole, and have them fart. This will cause the person to create an anal flamethrower. After you've done that you continue to fuck them in the ass because their asshole will be nice and hot and easy to maneuver in and out of, making the experience much more pleasurable.

I'm dating a thrill seeker, and we decided that we finally wanted to take our hobby into the bedroom, so I gave them an anal flamethrower.

by Sluttypumpkin November 30, 2014

flamethrower

1)weapons that utilize liquid fire as a method of killing.
2)rather sad indviduals who spend there time on the net typing inane babble abought how everyone else are 'pussy fags' in capital letters in a pathetic attempt to pretend to be badass.

1)my granddad was a flamerthrower soldier in the second world war.
2)
nIgGerBaByKILla666:U GOTHS R LAMASS LIBERAL FAXXORS
steve:oh god a flamethrower
nIgGerBaByKILla666: STFU FAG OR ILL FUCK U UP
steve:how? you don't know were i live or who i am.

by zombiejack June 19, 2004

flamethrowage

To use a flamethrower to unleash fiery hell on something or someone, literally or figuratively. Can be used as a verb or a noun.

I'm totally going to flamethrowage that douchebag.

Flamethrowage: it's what's for dinner.

by Tirsden August 17, 2008

lametarded

Something so horrificly uncool you need to use two words to describe it.

Spunkee thinks making definitions for your name on urban dictionary is lametarded.

by bahrfight November 5, 2010

flattardian

A flattardian is a person who believes they live on flat earth (flattardia)

Jimmy thinks the earth is flat

That's because he's a flattardian

by Flat.Turd June 20, 2019

Flamethrower

When you put a lighter in front of your ejaculation and light it on fire to make a flamethrower

My dick has 3rd degree burns after the amount of times I've done a flamethrower

by The moist bandito's August 2, 2020