flaccid penis 

FLACCID PENIS a limp or loose penis, the word was discorvered while reading pages 9-10 of The Eyes of A Dragon by Stephen King. ANTONYMS: boner, hard.

He was unable to be hard; his penis was constantly faccid.

flaccid penis by Krissy March 13, 2004

flaccid flapping 

Flaccid flapping is when a male can't get an erection during sex and proceeds to rub his flaccid member on a girls vaginna. This is called flaccid flapping.

Jenni asks her best friend...
"So did you and Tanner hook up last night?"
"Hahahaha all I got was a lot of flaccid flapping!!"

flaccid flapping by Midnight Kitty November 22, 2013

Flaccid Challenge 

When you trying to get a softy in

Me and the the ol lady tried doing a flaccid challenge

Flaccid Challenge by Harambe's Revenge September 12, 2016

Flaccid Check 

When you have to check a homie to see if he’s hard after a sus situation

I had to flaccid check Aidan over there after the cuddle sesh got outta hand, to make sure he wasn’t hard

Flaccid Check by Badussy bandits November 28, 2021

half flaccid 

Hard, but not quite hard. Soft, but not quite soft.

"I was wearing barely anything, yet he was still just half flaccid."
"That girl could only get me half flaccid."

half flaccid by Drippingsouls January 29, 2016

flaccid ejaculated 

shooting cum out of your penis without having an erection, amplifying the attractiveness of the girl specified or one at which you are lusting

Dude, I just flaccid ejaculated (or fe'd) when Sarah walked by. She's so hot in that miniskirt.

flaccid ejaculated by Willieeee October 18, 2008

flaccid 

A non hard dick or penis or cock or BANISTER

Dude my manshaft is a fuckin flaccid piece a shit homes!

flaccid by Matt December 15, 2004