flatuate

When you release a toot toot into the potty or wherever you are located. Preferably into the potty...

Jacob Fartpants sure has to flatuate a lot!

by Cincodemayobetch December 28, 2007

flatucate

To simultaneously fart and shit at the same time. Typically occurs during periods of monsoon-like diarreah.

Tina flatucated and is now minus one pair of clean panties.

by Tim December 19, 2004

flabulator

a device used to aid in flabulating.

Tom, can you get the flabulator from the closet?

by dnice March 29, 2005

Fabulate

The art and process of making ones self more fabulous; specifically before going out to a party or the club.

Friend 1: Let's go.
Friend 2: Wait, I need to fabulate first.

by crystalfortress November 23, 2010

fabulatasticamazinggrest

A combo of fabulous, fantastic, amazing, great, best. There is no better compliment out there!

person1: my life is amazing can it get any better?
person2: well duh! it COULD be fabulatasticamazinggrest !!

by chuckiiee June 27, 2009

Flatulante

A combination of the words flatulent and vigilante, flatulence meaning of course, the act of breaking wind (farting), and vigilante meaning a person who is not in law enforcement, but tries to bring criminals to justice (motherfucking Batman). A flatulante then, is someone who punishes criminal or incredibly tasteless behavior with a fart to the head or face.

Dude, did you hear about the guy who farted on a kid's head in a superstore because the kid was being a shithead to his mom? That guy is the very first flatulante!

by Justin Appropriate October 20, 2014

fapulate

To end the act of fapping with an orgasm. Also see wordfap/word.

I want to fapulate all over Natalie Portman's face.

by The Anomaly February 5, 2003