Flabbergasterist

Flabbergasterist is someone that gets surprised and speechless at an extreme point for almost everything. (I AM SO BORED RN.)

He's such an flabbergasterist.

Flabbergasterist by dodgekid September 27, 2023

flabbergasted 

When a flabby person farts in your face while you are going down on them!

HO #1: Fat Bastard came to visit me last night.

HO #2: Oh yea, how was it?

HO #1: He flabbergasted me!

HO #2: Then what?

HO #1: He said, "Soddy, I faderted." BIG DEAL! It was a WET ONE! I had to take a shower ASAP!

flabbergasted by Johrg Jerhog July 29, 2006

Flabbergastered 

When you are finished having oral sex with a girl and you shake her cheeks until she salivates. Can also be done with the asscheeks until sweat comes out.

Example 1. Boy 1: Last night was so Great.

Boy 2: Why?

Boy 1: I Flabbergastered your Mom last night, She loved it!

Flabbergastered by Alessandro06121999 June 16, 2011

flabbergasted 

flatulent; gassy

Although Sharon had a blessing time on the backwater tours, she later was flabbergasted and couldn't help but regret eating the extra can of beans she had been offered.

flabbergasted by goodlookout September 27, 2010

Flabbergasted 

verb: an unexplainable event or situation in which the person experiencing is overwhelmed in blissful happiness or contentment -beyond orgasmic pleasure

when the surfer man found the winning ticket, he was so flabbergasted he passed out.

the little family from Iowa were so flabbergasted when the crew remodeled there home

Flabbergasted by itxt July 21, 2009

flabbergastered 

Being totally puffed out.

Bugger me mate! I'm flabbergastered!

flabbergastered by cocodile dundee May 18, 2006

flabbergastestignation 

A word that is not actually a word but can be used as a word as a placeholder for another word, even if that word is not a word.

I tried to put on my flabbergastestignation but my mom made me go upstairs and change before I left the house.

flabbergastestignation by SixelaNiloc March 1, 2019