When you see your mom come back from the salon with bright green spiky hair and your jaw drops to the floor in total shock, you’re flabbergasted. You are really, really shocked — pretty much speechless.
Use the adjective flabbergasted to describe someone who's astounded or surprised for any reason, good or bad. You could be flabbergasted at how astonishingly expensive a parking ticket is, or at how incredibly delicious pineapple pizza is. Flabbergasted has been used since the late 18th century, but no one knows for sure where it originated. The word sounds like what it means: when you say it out loud — "flabbergasted!" — it somehow captures the spirit of astonishment and shock.
Use the adjective flabbergasted to describe someone who's astounded or surprised for any reason, good or bad. You could be flabbergasted at how astonishingly expensive a parking ticket is, or at how incredibly delicious pineapple pizza is. Flabbergasted has been used since the late 18th century, but no one knows for sure where it originated. The word sounds like what it means: when you say it out loud — "flabbergasted!" — it somehow captures the spirit of astonishment and shock.
by Abyss03 June 16, 2018
Get the FlabberGastedmug. HO #1: Fat Bastard came to visit me last night.
HO #2: Oh yea, how was it?
HO #1: He flabbergasted me!
HO #2: Then what?
HO #1: He said, "Soddy, I faderted." BIG DEAL! It was a WET ONE! I had to take a shower ASAP!
HO #2: Oh yea, how was it?
HO #1: He flabbergasted me!
HO #2: Then what?
HO #1: He said, "Soddy, I faderted." BIG DEAL! It was a WET ONE! I had to take a shower ASAP!
by Johrg Jerhog July 29, 2006
Get the flabbergastedmug. When you are finished having oral sex with a girl and you shake her cheeks until she salivates. Can also be done with the asscheeks until sweat comes out.
Example 1. Boy 1: Last night was so Great.
Boy 2: Why?
Boy 1: I Flabbergastered your Mom last night, She loved it!
Boy 2: Why?
Boy 1: I Flabbergastered your Mom last night, She loved it!
by Alessandro06121999 June 16, 2011
Get the Flabbergasteredmug. Although Sharon had a blessing time on the backwater tours, she later was flabbergasted and couldn't help but regret eating the extra can of beans she had been offered.
by goodlookout September 27, 2010
Get the flabbergastedmug. verb: an unexplainable event or situation in which the person experiencing is overwhelmed in blissful happiness or contentment -beyond orgasmic pleasure
when the surfer man found the winning ticket, he was so flabbergasted he passed out.
the little family from Iowa were so flabbergasted when the crew remodeled there home
the little family from Iowa were so flabbergasted when the crew remodeled there home
by itxt July 21, 2009
Get the Flabbergastedmug. by I'mNotGoth May 30, 2016
Get the Flabbergastedmug. by Deccashoots May 18, 2016
Get the Flabbergastedmug.