flarpsmildarf

Chandler Bing makes this as Monica's Valentines Day present.
Means nothing.
You know that big 90's sitcom, Friends? From that

"I made a flarpsmildarf."- Chandler Bing

by SnailMail500 March 2, 2019

Flarp

When you burp, fart and sneeze at the same time. NOT a good time. Unless your into that stuff then it can get you SUPER-DY DUPER hard .

Bro, I just got sooo hard
Why?
I Flarped
Aw shit bro I’m so jelly

by Biggy_Dicky March 2, 2019

Flarp

The booty of any boy named Isaac

Isaac has a juicy flarp. Noah has no flarp.

by Copy56 January 3, 2022

Flarp

A large poop, often diarrhea

I had taken a huge flarp

by Mr. Flarp May 10, 2022

Flarping

This is when you fart when you LARP.

Grand wizard Pluribus is flarping right now and it’s incredibly distracting.

by Greenbriar29 March 8, 2023

Flarp Monkey

a disgusting girl that has a wide open vagina and masturbates with house hold items such as a remote or a football.

dude that shayla girl is a total Flarp Monkey

by bigpenisjew May 12, 2011

Flarp

Someone that farts while attempting a flip or somersault like gesture.

Girl number 1-(Showing her friend a cool new flip, she suddenly lets one go(A fart))

Girl number 2-Whoa! What the hell was that?

Girl number 1-Ooops! I must of let out a flarp!...

Girl number 2-Keep those flarps to yourself!

by Italiana0 August 5, 2010