Fiddler phetamines

A add or adhd dextroamphetamine addict pretending to be a pedophike touhing themselves up to kids in other people.
Fiddler pgetamines are ussually a farmed form of autiatic behavior most commononly knoqn for sons pretwndibg to be there mums.

Duse 1: whya your 10 year old daughrer tgouching my eyes !

Dude 2: shes killing your cousins and thwre mums fiddler phetamines to have a turn herself

Dude 1: clever which

Fiddler phetamines by Whitefeederwaveruiner December 11, 2025

A thank you doesn't pay the fiddler 

A thank you doesn't pay the consequences of one's actions

Miguel I dropped 20 dollars man and I haven't ate in two days I'm starving! Here's a damn burger a thank you doesn't pay the fiddler!

A thank you doesn't pay the fiddler by Finecky March 26, 2021

Presidential Dick Fiddler 

The man or woman hired to "Fiddle" or wank the presidents dick when the first lady is gone.

Todd: Man I need a new job
Eric: I heard there looking for a new Presidential Dick Fiddler

Todd: Oh Boy!

Presidential Dick Fiddler by Mr Lopes June 9, 2015

cotton fiddler 

A cotton fiddler Is where someone dips there testicle into wax and seals envelopes with their testicles

Josh is a cotton fiddler he seals my envelopes with his balls

cotton fiddler by the fiddler of cotton February 27, 2014

Drunk as a fiddler's bitch 

A Victorian English description. Fiddlers were usually paid with food and drink at social events, as were their wives or mistresses. Since the women didn't have to work by playing music, they tended to drink heavily. By the end of the event, they'd be far drunker than anybody who had to pay, or the fiddler himself.

Man, if I hadn't been drunk as a fiddler's bitch, I never would have taken that grenade for you at the club.

Drunk as a fiddler's bitch by SteelBeach71 April 27, 2014

cock fiddler 

One who unconsciously plays with their cock or someone else's cock.

Tommy, you're a good for nothing cock fiddler! Go wash your hands!

cock fiddler by exef July 15, 2009

Ball Fiddler 

Someone who plays around or fiddles with a male's balls.

Girl: (playing with a boy's balls)"Hello there buddies!"
Boy: "Would you please stop playing with my balls?! You're such a ball fiddler."

Ball Fiddler by Brunettebabe March 8, 2009