bum fodder

A slang term for toilet roll.

"There's no bum fodder!"
"Well, you'll just have to improvise."

by Eldarion December 6, 2004

fap fodder

any form of material used when fapping. Varies from boobs to cartoon boobs.

Now that girl over there is major fap fodder!!

by ticktick667 August 20, 2008

cannon fodder

cannon fodder, meaning someone who is expendable or in simpler terms, a tool. It is a verry flexible term that is used widley in reference to politics and athletics, but most frequently in combat. The term is a military term that dates back to the civil war, troops would be sent out as distraction to the cannons, or simply as "food for the cannons" in other words, fodder means food, thus cannon fodder means cannon food.

1)Bush is Chenneys cannon fodder... what a tool.
2)in the game of rugby, Backs are Cannon fodder for the Forwards, who do all the real work
3)half of the platoon was used as cannon fodder when they went over the top of the trench.

by buddyguy January 4, 2007

Spum finder

One who finds or looks for spum in their partner's under garments after girls night out or returning from "Oh he is just a friend's house"

Steve was very distraught when he found a large deposit of spum in Evelyn's purple panties. After she last seen at the Hammer man's. Hence SPUM FINDER

by bozbone August 14, 2006

Wet Cockney Fiddler

Being under the thumb of a girlfriend.

She’s bossing him around, he’s such a wet cockney fiddler.

by Hugh Horace January 8, 2018

Fodderize

To take care of with great ease. A verb derived from the term fodder.

In the context of combat, it means to defeat enemies so easily that it makes them seem as if they were just fodder.

Player 1: Watch me fodderize these bosses with my maxed out character using this beefed up weapon!

by DeeeFoo January 17, 2019

ass fiddler

A gay dude. period. One who fiddles with asses

That fucking ass fiddler is wearing Capri pants and a pink camo shirt again!

by V dux September 5, 2007