frusturbate

to engage in masturbation for the purpose of lessening the feelings of frustration surrounding some other event or situation.

Today was so stressful that I just want to get home, frusturbate and fall asleep; afterall, tomorrow is another day!

by Life-in-Hand June 16, 2010

Flasturbate

To masturbate while having a flaccid penis.

Devon: That was a great flasturbation session.
Gary: How do you even manage to flasturbate?

by Flasty December 22, 2014

testurbate

To masturbate before an exam, usually to calm ones nerves and be able to take the test in a post fap clarity.

Person 1:Alright dude, let's head out so we can get to our bio final on time.

Person 2:I'm feeling a little nervous, gonna testurbate first. Go on and I'll catch up with you.

by kingbumii May 6, 2015

frusturbate

When you're just so stressed that you have to masturbate.

Work was so bad today that I immediately frusturbated once I got home.

by lyzterine January 21, 2020

festerbath

A bathtub full of blood, boiled cum, and insects for those who misbehave.

You and me later, writhing in the festerbath

by Chello69 May 24, 2023

Fensturbation

Apparently, it's ear sex.

"Once you go black, you go deaf." - Family Guy on the subject of Fensturbation

by Your Mother's Left Testicle December 13, 2010

Fasterbate

The act of taking a laptop to the bathroom with you in order to relieve yourself after relieving yourself.

"David, why are you taking the laptop to the bathroom?"
"I'm just going to fasterbate, mom!"

by veovis88 June 26, 2009