1. All the shit above
2. The name you give to that random black dude that thinks he can hang with your crew just cuz he's black. Felch is usually a half-black dude, most likely French and Black. He will undoubtedly be closet-status gay.
2. The name you give to that random black dude that thinks he can hang with your crew just cuz he's black. Felch is usually a half-black dude, most likely French and Black. He will undoubtedly be closet-status gay.
Felch aka (insert name): Hey Jamal, Dre! Whaddup my niggas! We gon' smoke five blunts tonight, right guys?
Jamal/ and or Dre: Shut up Felch.
Felch: You guys is wack. I'm goin home, squares.
Dre: good.
Jamal/ and or Dre: Shut up Felch.
Felch: You guys is wack. I'm goin home, squares.
Dre: good.
by The Tomster October 2, 2005
Get the felchmug. told to us many aeons ago by those that were black and giggling. the word felch can have 1 or 2 meanings. the first being the verb "to felch" as in he felches you felch or we felch, meaning to completely turd burgle some poor unsuspecting pleb into ravaged and baggy conditions. the second meaning, is often proclaimed thus "u felcher" as a common insult much the same as "haha jew" or "wanker" would be utilised by some cunning linguist. to conclude felch is an integral part of our british culture and language, yet it should not be touched upon lightly.
"felcheeeer feeEeelcher, dadedada felcherrr"
"haha u felched madam pomfrey last night" or
"dude did i felch madam pomfrey again last night?"
"haha u felched madam pomfrey last night" or
"dude did i felch madam pomfrey again last night?"
by demonic chronic ghvghcfgt August 2, 2006
Get the felchmug. 
(1) verb. The act of sucking or licking ejaculate (or other substances mixed with ejaculate) out of the orifice in which they were deposited. Most commonly used to refer to sucking out semen after anal sex, but technically sucking the semen out of your girlfriend's pussy is also felching
(2) Noun, referring to the substance ingested during the act of felching--generally a mixture of semen and other bodliy fluids (feces, sweat, vaginal fluid, etc.)
(2) Noun, referring to the substance ingested during the act of felching--generally a mixture of semen and other bodliy fluids (feces, sweat, vaginal fluid, etc.)
I couldn't belive it. After Nigel packed my ass, he felched me!
Dude, you've got felch all over your face.
Dude, you've got felch all over your face.
by Pymp November 1, 2003
Get the Felchmug. by thedictionaryguy August 29, 2014
Get the Felchmug. the act of ejaculating semen into one's anal cavity, and then sucking it out through a straw, funnel, or other receptacle.
by thatoneguy38 February 27, 2019
Get the felchingmug. by Death Monk May 7, 2003
Get the Felchmug.