anal flake 

small skin pieces that fall from the anal cleft when panties or britches are lowered most common in individuals who lack sufficient sweat glands to keep the skin moist

Dude, have you seen Sally?
Not but we can follow the trail of anal flakes till we stumble up on her ass.

anal flake by drpoonandtheteenangels April 20, 2009

Flakass 

Somebody who unnecessarily criticizes somebody, everybody, or a small group of people like an asshole for no reason other than being an annoying ass prick.

Person 1: “Jeremy is such a fucking flakass.”
Person 2: “I know right! One time I was trying write an essay and this mf looks at it in 3 seconds and then pulls out a 5 page lecture about how bad it is before I even started writing it!”

Flakass by A human I guess August 28, 2022

feaksed 

1. "fixing" something so that it is worse than it was before being fixed.

2. Editing a sentence to add homosexual overtones.

My fleshlight wouldn't warm up. Then Shaun Feaksed it, and now I have second degree burns on my shaft!

feaksed by Lou Bupp July 8, 2012

bell flake

the cheesey build up on your bell end, sometimes it reaches a critical level and turns yellow and you notice people that sit near you are sick into their mouth a little bit.

a man sits on a duvet naked when he stands there is a small yellow circle left in his place "richard go and wash your cock you bell flake"

bell flake by dangerous donnivan April 9, 2008

flak cannon 

n1. A yellowish weapon in the Unreal series of video games that shoots out either a spread of metal shrapnel or a single bomb with a smiley face painted on it that explodes in metal shrapnel.

n2. A weapon used by the military to fill the skies with shrapnel and down incoming enemy aircraft.

v. To kill someone using a flak cannon. Once done fifteen times, you're a flak monkey.

n. "I think you should whip out your flak cannon and plug that n00b."

n. "Incoming bombers! Arm the flak cannons!"

v. "j00 got flak cannon'd, NUB! LOLLOLOLOLOL!!!111shift+1"

flak cannon by Fission frekin rawks June 5, 2005

The Ole' Felati-Steal 

Two Kleptomaniacs that always work in pairs, not only deriving a thrill from their ill-gotten goods, but also performing oral sex upon one another before fleeing the scene.

Person 1: ''Adam and Nicky just got shit canned because of their constant thieving and pole smoking antics....''


Person 2: ''Ah, the ole' Felati-Steal you say...''

The Ole' Felati-Steal by fear the factory April 9, 2009

flake 

high quality cocaine

hey we going to get some flake for your birthday lad, its well strong but its pricey a hundred quid a gram

flake by merlin sheets July 31, 2012