Simon Fryman

To say you want to Be fried and your name is simon

I want to Simon fryman while my name is simon

by Fjfknbdjk March 23, 2022

farman

illegal canadians who eat beaverballs instead of chicken.
and smokes way to much hookah.

Aliya: "Want some Chicken?"
Shama: "No, I'd rather have beaver balls."
Aliya: "Gross, you nasty farman."

by booda call October 21, 2007

Fapman

Oprah of perverts.
Gives HD porn to his homies.

That dude is the best fapman around.
Fapman help me! My internet is slow.

by Sin(ishq) /cos(ishq) June 18, 2018

Fatman in the Bathtub with the Blues

In Southern States a euphemism for clitoris is "the man in the boat" referring to the lone passenger in the dory shaped vulva. Many newly weds are determined to sink him. " Fatman in the Bathtub with the Blues" is a reference to an engorged clitoris in need of attention.

I met a woman in a bar Friday night who told me she had a Fatman in the Bathtub with the Blues at home. She wanted to know if I was interested in cheering him up.

by Hydraulic Ride February 24, 2019

Fatman Index

A variation of the heat index for weather. The fatman index measures how well each person handles the heat. Some people don't mind the heat, others fear it like grim death. The worse you handle heat, the higher the fatman index. This is based on the real lazy fat man who hates the heat and sweats like a pig. Originates from the area of Genoa, Illinois.

"This heat is terrible! fatman index is through the roof!"

"Better not go outside. It's hot and humid, not to mention the fatman index."

by The Ripper April 1, 2005

fasmantastical

Like fantastic but infinitely better!

She looked fasmantastical!

That's a fasmantastical scone.

by BinnsY October 16, 2007

faamanuia

The name of a boss guy that is so beast you have to worship him or die he is the all powerful god and will kill you if you disobey him because he gets everything he wants

Faamanuia is The Lord obey him or die

by Nigga is black December 3, 2013