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Fatfinglish

when you write something on your smartphone, withouth spellchecking. and your fat fingers hits more than the desired keys on your keyboard, resulting in new words or several words fused together with random letters.

then being able to read and understand it, when other people writes like that to you, without replying ''?'' like a cunt.
''Hahahaha!!! This is close to my heart, theclightvin the shitter at my work does this!''

No worries i know Fatfinglish, he means ''the light in the shitter''
by KennyMT May 19, 2022
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nut fanning

the act of not doing jack shit
Jerry: "look at Phil over there, feet up on the desk, he's been nut fanning all day !"

Allan: "No doubt. And i've been journaling SMA the past 12 hours !"
by Margin Monkey #1 March 27, 2009
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Clam fanning

when women in skirts fan their clam with dress or any other object when working in hot environment.
We caught Cindy Clam fanning at her desk again when the AC went out.
by pork salad June 19, 2014
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fatting around

When someone does something and they are fat while doing it. Does not matter what you're doing.

See wordFattin' Around/word
by larstait October 27, 2003
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Fantine

1. A character from "Les Miserables" by Victor Hugo. The year is 1823, in Montreuil-sur-Mer, France. Fantine is a young, unmarried mother who works in a factory owned and run by the reformed Jean Valjean, the protagonist of the story. Fantine's daughter, Cosette, is the result of a boyfriend who used and deserted Fantine; the young Cosette lives with the thieving Thenardier family who (unknown to the illiterate Fantine) abuse Cosette and make false claims about Cosette's health so that Fantine can give them money (which they take for themselves).

Upon finding out that Fantine has a child out of wedlock, the other women (who are jealous of Fantine's beauty) urge the foreman (who has unsuccessfully tried to bed Fantine) to fire her. Desperate for Cosette and frustrated by her unjust dismissal, Fantine sells what she can for money, including her golden hair and her pearl-white eye-teeth. Ultimately, she becomes a prostitute to support Cosette and eventually dies of tuberculosis... but not before Valjean comes to her aid and promises to take care of Cosette.

2. By extension, any single mother of young children who has fallen on hard times and, out of desperation and love for her little ones, is willing to do almost anything to give her children a chance at a better life.
"I had a dream that life would be
So different from this Hell I'm living!
So different now from what it seemed-!
Now life has killed the dream I dreamed...!"
-Fantine, "I Dreamed a Dream"

Sarah's husband left her and now she has four children to raise by herself. She's even trying work as a stripper as well as a nurse. She's such a Fantine if she's willing to do that!
by Lorelili May 15, 2009
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FatMingElephantSkinBraceletsCarvedByBlindNunsEatingGrass

FatMingElephantSkinBraceletsCarvedByBlindNunsEatingGrass originated in 3000BC when overweight, unnatractive blind nuns peeled the dead skin off their pet and or stray elephants to make bracelets and other various forms of clothing to ensure that they were not naked during the winter. They did this by picking grass through their teeth until it was strong enough to bind the elephant skin together.
Susan: 'Oh my God i love your bracelet where did you get it?'
Maria: 'My great aunt was a blind nun back in the 80's, she weeved the bracelet together from elephant skin and grass.'
Susan: 'What!?'
Maria: 'Haven't you heard of FatMingElephantSkinBraceletsCarvedByBlindNunsEatingGrass??'
by HmmfCreator June 4, 2009
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Fatminist

Feminist that glorifies and encourages obesity
Advocating diet is an insult to fatminist
by Pseudoquasisudo August 29, 2016
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