Father

an asshole who has no fucking idea on how to raise you and thinks he knows best when he really dosent know shit about you because he spends all his time working, drinking, smokeing, and watching tv in his room and he needs to step the fuck off my life.

me: aye mom can i go hangout with ********?
mom: sure but ask your father
me: aww man
father: no.
me: i havent even asked the question yet...
father: answers still no, because im your father and i have final say in everything
me: ......

by one pissed off person November 2, 2012

father

the male parent

my father, the male parent is died.

by masud karim December 18, 2008

A Father

Something I haven't had since fourth grade

Oh you have a Father you lucky son of a bitch

by No why just why June 1, 2022

Father

Non existent.

Kid: where’s my father

Mom: gone

Kid:where

Mom:...

by Oof I gotta do a shit November 10, 2019

father

The person who works their ass off for annoying pieces of shit he calls kids. The person who raised them to be the people who they are now. The seeds love and appreciate him for everything

My father is the best

by pineapple_killer August 19, 2017

Father

A more detatched way of saying "dad." If you have a bad relationship with your dad, you refer to them as father... unless you're rich and pretentious, then you use father on a daily basis.

Me: My father nagged me again about my future.

by It's Me, Bitch June 6, 2017

The Father

"The Father" is a character from the game Far Cry 5.

His name is Joseph Seed.

He is also known as: The Prophet, The Father, Joseph, Joseph Seed

The Father wasn't the bad guy, he was right, he teached us faith! Praise the Father!

by Project at Eden's Gate July 30, 2021