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fertilization

When a guy pulls-out of a girl or another guy (just as he's about to splooge), cums onto their bush, then proceeds to rub it in their pubes and shampoo their crotch.
"Fuck, *moans*, it's time for fertilization, baby!"
"Oooh, sweet leapin' Jesus! My bush is gonna be larger than a weeping willow!"
by skamocker086 April 17, 2004
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Farolize

Verb, i.e. to farolize. Originally coined in San Francisco's Mission District. It means to visit the local Mexican chain El Farolito after a night of heavy drinking and general rowdiness in order to replenish one's stomach with some of the best burritos/quesadillas/etc that SF has to offer. Other forms of the word include farolization and farolizing.
Those guys came into the bar already drunk, got even more turnt, then took an Uber to the Mission to farolize.
by tla889 April 1, 2015
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in vit-bro fertilization

The act of having your male friend or brother get your wife or girlfriend pregnant.
Man 1: I've been trying to get my wife pregnant, but the doctor says I have a low sperm count.

Man 2: Your wife is hot! You should let me have sex with her to get her pregnant... You know, IN VIT-BRO FERTILIZATION.
by TwoFacedJG135 February 11, 2012
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familize

Doing what you do in the family room.
Im going to familize
by Stephen Krause August 8, 2004
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Fertilizer

Shit (literally) that you use to grow plants. Sometimes, it can really help your garden grow.
~Guy walks into garden with fertilizer in it~

"Man, it smells like shit!"
by lunar shadows August 11, 2004
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The Fertilzer

Receiving party lays sprawled in front of a box fan on the highest setting as the sender stands on the opposite side of the box fan blasting liquid feces through the fan onto recieving party like a manure spreader.
Waldo had to bathe thoroughly after Joe performed the fertilizer as he was blanketed in liquid shit.
by Joe's Bong May 9, 2005
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fertilize your grass

When referring to flirting or bagging someone you like.
Sue: I really wanna talk to him
Bob: Come on Sue go fertilize your grass
by Mexicanjeww June 22, 2011
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