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Farticle

A farticle is the word based on the anal withdrawal of smurxys anus
Haha Those Guys Down There are farticle s
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by SmurxyFarticle July 3, 2019
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Farticle

Particles created by farts that are contaminated with fecal matter and float in the air.
Close the toilet seat before you flush so you don't get farticles on your toothbrush.
by Mr. LeStrange June 6, 2018
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farticle

Small, usually airborne parts of a fart. derived from particles. we are talking molecular level
after a fart has been ripped, a farticle will become airborne and eventually settle on, for instance, the surface of the lungs.
by Cees van Cleef May 31, 2007
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farticle

a piece of fart. the tiniest piece of gas escaping an anus.may be mistaken for a dingle-berry.
The fat girl left a farticle in my teeth.
by bubba brewha December 28, 2005
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Farticle

Any object forcefully expelled from the anal orifice by a noxious expulsion of butt gas. Common examples include corn, bits of partially digested burrito, and, of course, any of a number of brands of anal lubricant applied in too thick a coating.
Amy always wore safety goggles after nearly losing an eye to an exploding farticle the morning after Homer's prison bachelor party.
by Larry Sanders December 14, 2004
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farticle

Small particles of shit that are expelled during a fart, often pebbledashing the perpetrator's underclothes with small brown flecks. Most commonly experienced by women, and men that for some reason find value in waxing/shaving thier arseholes.
"Mate, I finally nailed that Jenny bird last night"

"Yeah? How was it."

"She was a right dirty bitch. In more ways than one. I woke up this morning and saw her dirty, farticle-flecked panties strewn over the floor. Never take a bird for a curry if the sight of fine sprayed shit in the gusset offends you."
by irreverent August 2, 2006
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Farticles

Gas particles emitted from one's bottom, usually causing a foul taste in some poor bystander's mouth.
Glenn: Gross, dood! Was that you?!
Tim: Yeah, I've been on Montezuma's hit list ever since I ate from that taco bus.
Glenn: Ugh! I can totally taste your farticles!
by Calihoma July 20, 2009
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