fantasmagoric

A combination of "fantastic", "orgasmic", and "magic"

Man, Kristy's eggs are fantasmagoric!

by Kristymcj August 21, 2006

fantasmincaliciousyeahyeah

Really good day that a guy wishes upon his large haired girlfriend

I wished my big haired girlfriend a fantasmincaliciousyeahyeah day

by decompresion February 5, 2008

Fartism

A new-age philosophy that states that farts, in and of themselves give life meaning and happiness. In other words, this is a philosophy that attaches prime importance to farts over everything else and necessitates one who follows this philosophy to fart 5 times a day to give thanks/homage to farts, as well as eat beans every day in Ramadan to please the fart Gods, on a very sound epistemological foundation that farts clear out the waste (i.e. darkness of the human experience), therefore fartism is the thing that brings light to the entire world (by eliminating all the waste/bad of the universe) answers all the questions of human existence and more, and is supported by all other philosophies/religions in the entirety of the world's history (as well as is a fundamental truth of reality whose true nature is acknowledged in some way or form by all philosophies/religions in history, whether you realize it or not/ is intrinsically supported by/woven into the very fabric of existence itself).

David just subscribed to fartism yesterday. He is now a born-again fartist who has understood all things and has achieved 100% enlightenment, unlike Spongebob in that one episode where he said "I know everything now", yet that wasn't true cuz well, his brain is limited. Fartism is not limited, however, it is true and explains all of reality/is a concrete reality, whether our brains understand this or not. Take that, religion.

by CreeperDude567 April 19, 2020

fartgasm

the act of farting after holding it in for a long period time, aside from the obvious relief from doing so you also feel a dry tingle go through your anus which causes a certin degree of stimilation.

most people wont admit to this, gay or straight.

tony:damn dude i just had a fartgasm, oh boy did that feel so sexual!

rush limbaugh:i blame your deviant behavour on the liberal media and you probably have had sex with bill clinton,,,,(lets one roll out!),,,oh those fartgasms do feel good,,,time for another oxy

by erik debauchery November 6, 2006

fantasmalasmic

A combination of several possitive words. It means beyond fantastic.

I fealt fantasmalasmic when a met the beautiful woman.

by Mr. Morrison April 23, 2007

Fartass around

Waste time doing something pointless and unproductive. Usual meant as a negetive

A: What are you going to do on your holiday break?
B: I dunno, probably just fartass around all day.
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"Teens today have no drive. They just fartass around"

by FrozenEternity October 10, 2015

fantasmo

something better than good, just below amazing

you're getting me a drink? fantasmo!

by hayley, cambridge October 11, 2003