Fagtard

This is a mix of being a fucking fag and a retard

you will come to a conclusion that this makes fagtard

Its extremely useful when getting ripped on this word never backfires and the opposer will most likely shit his pants laughing

Basically its the new douchbag

Oh my god that kid is the biggest fucking fagtard known to man

by Steven Findlay April 14, 2008

Fantard

A combination word of "fan" and "retard".
Usually used to describe the over-enthused or hardcore retard fans of various TV shows/comics/games/etc. such as Dragonball or Star Wars.

Let's start killing Star Wars fantards.

by Gauphastus April 21, 2004

fartyrdom

Flatulating then leaving a room quickly. Leaving others to smell it.

Don't go in there, I just dropped fartyrdom.

by SovietDancnbear March 21, 2008

fartarrhea

V. Similar to "shart"-ing, having fartarrhea is when a person thinks he or she is passing gas, but a gentle brown mist is expelled from the anus, creating a Jackson Pollock in the underwear. (See Jackson Pollock)

Susan and her friends were drinking soda when she was stricken with fartarrhea. Her shit stank!

by Haggerty January 14, 2008

fagtard

One who possesses the qualities of a homosexual and those of a
retarded individual.

Get your dick out of my ass you stupid fagtard!

by Nellson Branserdink February 23, 2008

fagtard

n. (root: faggot, retard) One who is both homosexual and mentally handicapped. One who is lame, idiotic, stupid.

adj. (fagtarded) Used to describe that which resembles, personifies, or possesses the qualities of a fagtard.

n. "Melissa is a fucking fagtard!"
adj. "United States foreign policy is totally fagtarded!"

by iinfection.com February 4, 2004

Factard

In commenting on viral videos, a person who ignores the message of an entire video to slam the creator for one little, insignificant point.

"After watching my entire video thesis on the economy, al this factard could say was 'd00d, yur tie is crooked'"

by Pipistrello December 16, 2008