Farquhar Middle School

A school in the middle of nowhere, in which the teachers are either funny, gay, or pedofiles... OH! and theirs tards like Mr. Whiteford, Mrs. Hanlon,Mr. Dworin, Mr. Eyes, Mr. Collins, and Ms. Gahagen. I find it funny how half the school id smokin weed makin out or acting like sluts and no one really cares...

Farquhar Middle School is... well theres really nothin to say but its pretty wierd

by 8th grader of 2011 April 17, 2011

Farquaad

A person who has short black hair and is usually short

“Lyha is farquaad a works at dreamworks animations”— Shrek

by Shrekandfionna February 19, 2019

Lord Farquad

A VERY short man in the hit-movie Shrek, who plays the villainous villain of all possible villainy.

Person 1: Wow, I just love the hit-movie "Shrek".
Person 2: Yes, me as well. My favorite character is the zesty Lord Farquad

by xNightxSkyeX October 23, 2018

Lord Farquaad

The most beautiful man ever who deserves fiona

damn lord farquaads the best

by tiny dancer July 14, 2019

fartual

The process that an individual goes through in the moments just before passing gas. It can be as simple as a blink of an eye, to an announcement such as, "Hey everyone, check out the sound I plan to make with my asshole!"

Bill: Ugh, who farted?

Sabrina: Tim did. I know his fartual; he scratches his shoulder just before he farts.

by The Divine Clock May 11, 2014

farquar

A word that can be used to describe anything. Can be used in place of the word "thing."

Hand me that farquar right their

by Dylan Jackson May 15, 2007

What The Farquad

This is a term you say when something unbelievingly unpredictable happens and it is just too good to say what the fuck. Its origin is from Lord Farquad from the movie Shrek, because he is a totally unpredictable badass!

Oliver: (Jumped off a twenty story building and survived)
Juan: What the Farquad!
Andres: Isnt that the badass guy from shrek?

by jackbologna February 27, 2010