farlinger

unfair man, who can also be subcribe as a boring stick in the mud. Has absolutly no sense of humor and is a favroutizer he has twig hair and is extremly unatractiive.

jessica= ewww that man is soooo ugly, he scares me!!!
Josh= yeah i know know this must be a farlinger
april= yeah he loves me!

jessica= i'm guessing the feeling is not mutual.
Josh= told you he is total farlinger.

by Megan Sonner January 21, 2012

fakling

The art of smiling without looking happy in any way. A very fake, strained smile as opposed to smizing.

Ex1 "Have you seen Nick's new head shot for work? He's fakling so bad!"

Ex2 *Taking pictures together* One person to another: "Omg why are such a fakler on photos, you look like you're smelling dog poo?!"

by RevolutionaryRandy March 1, 2017

Furkling

When you partner tries to initiate sex, usually whilst intoxicated.

"He tried furkling last night, i told him No"

by Arabpseudonym January 17, 2019

Farking

The physical sound and act of actually barking. Can be referred to as fake barking because When your fur-member barks at someone that is at the door. However, upon getting up and going to the door you then realize that you just got played because no one is at the door.

Dude, why are you farking at the door no one is even there!
I swear if you dont stop farking I'm putting you In the kennel.

by Chow Chow Consultant March 17, 2020

Fargling

The act of gargling on a fart

Your breath smells bad Tony..
Yeah sorry, I've been fargling

by onesecondguess September 4, 2022

Farlingerer

A colloquial Victoria, BC term for someone who murders dolphins for sport. It's a really nasty pejorative.

"Brian is a real Farlingerer!"
"You son of a gun, I will kill your entire family like he murdered those dolphins."

by BBKeys September 22, 2022

fartling

The "gump" of society

I did not complete my grape, this is a fartling moment

by poopbuttinsoopsoop March 3, 2023