Masters of Architecture

Piece of paper that says you killed yourself over several EXTRA years of bullshit schooling. Typically students never sleep, have no social life, constantly wonder if they will graduate and would rather die a slow painful death. These "students" are often so confused by their teachers and constant over analization that even the simplest of things no longer make any sense. Additionally these people make very little money for all of their work.

"Dude you really confused the shit out of everyone"

"Dude you really Masters of Architecture'd that one"

or

"Dude you really MArch'ed that one up, your gonna fail"

by Bill1203192430 February 17, 2009

architect

a person who works in the design field whose job is seriously underrated and under appreciated. Though they go through more schooling then most people, they earn a fraction of the pay and usually die in debt. However, the sheer joy of knowing they made a difference in the world is enough to sustain them and make every CEO, Lawyer and Stockbroker wish they had done something better with their lives.

Mies Van Der Rohe was a famous architect, who died in a Penn Station bathroom and wasn't identified for three days. However, in his short life, he managed to acomplish more then any lawyer ever could.

by Born-To-Loose July 6, 2008

High school for construction trades, engineering, and architecture

A school with the most unnecessary long name. Ran by a 6' 6" 300 pound ego maniac who makes students wear uniforms but yet promotes creativity. Said to be a noteworthy school for its construction trades and engineering courses, but it is in fact only a small part of the curriculum. Just a very fake school in general, bound to be housing some of NYC's most dangerous kids by 2020.

Random Nigga: What school you go to? Me: High school for construction trades, engineering, and architecture.Random Nigga: What the hell is that?

by The real E over IR April 5, 2009

Social Architect

A person who designs, devises, or constructs social interactions with a predetermined goal in mind. For example, if one such architect sought to maximize his or her sex appeal, or rather more generally their value, one would direct the flow of conversation in such a manner that portrayed the architect as one with the highest level of value, while also lowering the value of others to further elevate himself/herself. That being said, the goal of each individual architect may vary from simply "getting laid" to engineering the perspective of a generation.

Wow, that guy is acting like a Social Architect.

by Mandarin Foxes April 7, 2012

Carchitecture

Carchitecture is architecture that is car-centric, like drive-thrus street side parking lots, strip malls, single story businesses, and most building types or rules dedicated to drive by traffic. Also, safety islands, mandated set-backs, cul-de-sacs, fenced in parking, highway fuel stops and rest areas. Often the needs of people are secondary or non-existent to the needs of the car in a carchitecture environment. Exists mostly in the exurbs, or in suburbia. May cause depression and antisocial behavior.

I can't stand how everything is so far away from your house even though it's right next door! Because of all this friggin' carchitecture I have to walk around three fences to get a quart of milk. Next time I go I'm bringing my wire cutters.

by 55lowness November 2, 2009

Sustainable Architecture

A supreme form of architecture that the Internet needs to fucking talk about, involving buildings being littered with an earth shattering amount of plants.

Josh’s best friend just hit on his girl, so he decided to calm down by looking at pictures of sustainable architecture.

by stoleyourgirl June 15, 2023

Spiral Architect

Thinking Man's Metal

Spiral Architect is the extremely talented metal band based in Oslo, Norway. Their first album, "A Sceptic's Universe," is 40-some-odd minutes of mediocrity being thrashed on the musical and lyrical levels; people who like to dance to shitty two-note "basslines" will never comprehend the awesomeness incarnate that is Spiral Architect. If you're into stupid bullshit songs about "love" and "peace," then Spiral Architect's lyrics will make no sense to you, since they cannot be comprehended by the thoroughly mediocre. The album was recorded not far from the grand city of El Paso in Tornillo, TX.

W A R N I N G !

Spiral Architect goes beyond progressive, exploring the realms of complexity and intensity that pushes the nature of technical metal further.

"A Sceptic's Universe" is not for the fainthearted!
It may cause serious damage to your mental health.

by Paco Belmondo September 8, 2005