fap

Like a fart, but with your hand on your penis.

"I'm going back to the room to fap over his face while he's still sleeping lightly"

by Fulluphigh August 20, 2009

fap

Free Action Potion - a potion in the game World of Warcraft which allows free movement for a short period of time.

"That warrior snared me so I had to pop a FAP."

"Did you see the rogue FAP in our duel?"

by Rawr222 September 5, 2006

fap

In the white wolf live-action roleplay (larp) or tabletop game "Vampire: the Masquerade," FAP is an acronym for the combination of three extremely potent vampiric combat powers: Fleetness, Aegis, and Puissance. The game is designed such that most characters should never possess all three powers, but in practice many gamers/larpers who desire excessive power will find ways to acquire them all (see powergamer, and some of the definitions under twink).

"Don't go after Jimmy's character, that powergamer/twink has FAP."

by Artation September 25, 2007

fap

didn't know about the masterbation association of this word!
I thought it was heard mostly in the work area
Fucking
Attitude
Problem

boy is she touchy after that meeting- FAP

by Cynthia Moore September 20, 2007

fap

beating your meat so hard that everything feels fucking deadly

oh imma go fap on friday

by haha123433 June 4, 2018

fap

Also see faptastic.

by MoonKnight January 27, 2003

fap

In the positive sense: To excessively want or talk about something

In the negative sense: Referring to something that someone has overly tinkered with, talked about or added to.

Positive Sense:
Person 1: I'm fapping so hard for Final Fantasy XXII

Negative Sense:
Person 1: ... And it's got 30 wing mirrors and 36 12 inch subwoofers and 11 wheels...
Person 2: omfg seriously. Your car is such a fap.

by s3ph October 29, 2007