fakebooking

To overpost minuscule details of your life on Facebook so that you can (a) appear to be busier than you actually are, (b) brag about your enhanced financial status, or (c) nauseate the world around you with how bored you actually are.

So the power is out on our whole street from 9 till 4. This sucks... Off to do some running around fakebooking

Off to the mall and to have lunch. fakebooking

Trying to find a house to rent in X for Y's birthday weekend. He's dying to hit the slopes with his snowboard. There sure us a lot to choose from. fakebooking

Just thought I would Fakebook this

by shamalamadangdang January 19, 2011

Facebloke

One who is constantly on, and annoying people while using facebook.

This facebloke Cody, constantly posts stupid stories on my wall.
The only thing more annoying than Gilbert Goadfrey's voice is a facebloke.
Once a facebloke, always a facebloke

by Elliot R January 3, 2008

Fakebook

having a fake Facebook account to stalk/check/spy on one's ex, their new partner etc etc

Person 1: Did you hear about Natalia?

Person 2: No, what happened?

Person 1: She made a fakebook to stalk John.

by afendiprincess. October 28, 2009

FaceBlocked

The action of being blocked on Facebook, usually following either a stalking, harassment, or abrasive wall-pokes.

not to be confused with faceblocked.com

Evan- "Marc, man, Jillian just faceblocked me after i said she was a dirty ho"
Marc-"ROFL thats wicked, but im too sexy to be faceblocked."

by Evanb128 February 16, 2009

fakebooking

Overly praise-full or hyper excited posts on another person's wall which are completely out of character for the person posting them in order to fool their "friends" on facebook that they are a nice person.

Can you believe what Cheryl posted on Sue's wall about her birthday?

She was just telling me yesterday what a lazy bitch Sue is!

Yeah, that is just Cheryl Fakebooking again so peple will think she's not the bitch she is...

by klasama November 10, 2010

Faceblog

Using Multiple comments in a Facebook message to create a story, such as in a blog.

OMG, Have you been reading about Ed’s horrible United flight? He has been Faceblogging the whole thing.

by ebbb July 22, 2018

Faceblock

Blocking someone so they cannot find you on Facebook, for whatever reason.

"I faceblocked my ex so he wouldn't be able to stalk me anymore!"

Ty: "I don't know what to do...I defriended Laura on Facebook but she keeps friend requesting me. She doesn't get the hint!"

Angie: "Why don't you Faceblock her? Then she can't find you anymore."

by scorpio813 July 6, 2009