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Faceblog

Using Multiple comments in a Facebook message to create a story, such as in a blog.
OMG, Have you been reading about Ed’s horrible United flight? He has been Faceblogging the whole thing.
by ebbb July 22, 2018
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faceblog

to detail your life on Facebook to a nauseating degree.
I really wish Sarah wouldn't faceblog about everything, I mean who really wants to know which tampons she uses?
by MysteriousOne1 September 23, 2011
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Faceblotto

adj.

1. Drunk while you use Facebook.

2. In a condition in which you are more apt to say things on Facebook that you'll regret in the morning.
"Man, Bob was so Faceblotto last night, six people defriended him."
by Beeeej December 21, 2008
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facebooger

An unsightly or unwanted comment or post left on your facebook profile or wall.
Ah man! Someone left a facebooger on my prom picture... :(

How do I get rid of this facebooger that someone just left on my wall?!
by Morg_rp April 14, 2009
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Faceboogling

"Facebook status"
-Who wrote romeo and juliet?
"comment"
-I don't know, google it instaid of faceboogling.
by Melanyza July 12, 2011
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Faceblogging

Pretty much when somebody treats the online social networking site Facebook as a blog. The Faceblogger really doesn't understand the fact that Facebook's purpose is to keep in touch with friends, not to constantly update their status about how boring their day was and then how much they love their boyfriend/girlfriend.
Unfortunately most Facebloggers tend to be female, with the exception of some totally narcissistic, self centered, "My life is important", males who just want everybody to know how awesome that 10 person party they threw in their basement was.
Facebloggers are annoying, if you look at their profiles all you will see is posts from them, as it's obvious no one wants to talk to them. They also tend to use poor grammar at first but then learn that the more legible they write, the easier it is for people to read about their useless lives.
Annoying female post #1 10:52 PM: "Ugh, can life get any worse?? Work in the morning" (Normal post, nothing unusual)

Annoying Female Post #2 10:54 PM: "Lol, watching scrubs reruns" (Yes, same person, different post. Both within 2 minutes of each other"

AFP #3 11:00 PM: "I FUCKING HATE MY LIFE. Fuck you, you're all bastards and I fucking hate you ALL" (Notice how bipolar the Faceblogger is, they do NOT know how to handle their feelings)

AFP #4 11:04 PM "And after allllllll, you're my wonder walllllllllllllllll, love yah johnny" (Now they seem to have completley forgotten what upset them 4 minutes before and they are now quoting the only song by Oasis they know and is exclaiming their love to their boyfriend whom they have been dating for a week)

AFP #19 11:30 PM "AHHHHH, I LOVE CREED." (They tend not to listen to good music)

You now know what the enemy is, if you have a Faceblogger or person who is Faceblogging on your Facebook, KILL IT.
by IHateBloggers September 21, 2009
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facebog

logging into facebook when on the toilet,
taking a toilet break to check facebook
facebog is the act of logging into facebook to check status and make status updates while on the toilet.

eg: while jess is on facebook she notices billy made a status update while he was on the toilet...

eg: Nato says to his workmates, "I'm bored I'm gonna go facebog"
by impulsesv6 May 10, 2011
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