Faketarian

One who views themselves as refraining from eating animal flesh but makes allowances for eating meat.

Human #1: I only eat meat on "special occasions"
Human #2: You're such a faketarian.

by C'mon remember... September 28, 2007

Fagatron 5000

A machine that turns any random bystander into a fag. Manufactured by Sony.

Guy 1: Hey bro, what happened to John?
Guy 2: Oh man, John got hit by the Fagatron 5000. Now he's a fag.
Guy 1: Damn it, I wanted to hang out with him soon.

by SpookLuc:) May 24, 2016

Faketalians

People who think and/or act like they're Italian when they are so obviously not. Eating Italian food and being loud does not automatically make you Italian.

The cast of Jersey Shore are a bunch of Faketalians.

by Reginlief 28 September 5, 2011

Faketivist

Someone who presents the appearance of being an activist on behalf of a cause but does nothing more.

Jimmy was the epitome of a faketivist as he sprinkled bacon on his salad at the PETA conference.

by Ed Bowski June 17, 2012

Fagatha

Middleaged, Overweight, Achoholic, Gay, Prostitute who is just the nastyest, most greasy fag you have ever seen

Tom- Eww is that you I smell?
Betty- No, that was her.
Tom- Who?
Betty- No, Her over there digging in that trash can with her crack hanging out.
Tom- Oh, you mean Fagatha over there, eww she looks like she was rolled in to some Crisco.

by John Pidcock December 22, 2008

facation

Calling in sick when you are not actually sick

I have to work this Friday, but I'm thinking about taking a facation.

by Fenyx07 September 6, 2009

fagatini

Source: "America: The Book. A Guide to Democracy Inaction"
1. Either a martini enjoyed by "fags" or,
2. the aforementioned "fag".

Person 1: Steven likes those fagtinis!
Person 2: Well of course he does; he's one of them isn't he?

by slytherinwoodsie August 29, 2005